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Harold_Shand
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PostPosted: 18:10 - 31 Mar 2011    Post subject: Fat bastard Reply with quote
Today I have eaten 2 corned beef and cucumber sandwiches, 1 prawn mayonaise baguette from Greggs, 1 fudge doughnut, half a pizza, my dinner and 3 choc ices. Going out for a few beers to wash it down with a bit later.
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 31 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
And will you be buying a kebab on your way home (with chips)?
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 31 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've had 2 cups of coffee, and a sandwich, with 2 slices of ham today.

You, sir, are a fat cunt.

Laughing
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Harold_Shand
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PostPosted: 20:30 - 31 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mr Dunkable wrote:
I've had 2 cups of coffee, and a sandwich, with 2 slices of ham today.

You, sir, are a fat cunt.

Laughing


I'm inclined to agree. I'm normally very concious about what I eat but today was a proper GIT IN MAH BELLY day. I blame the weather, I've been stuck in a shed all day with nothing to do but eat. It's actually no wonder there are so many properly fat scumcunts about, it's boredom that does it.
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 31 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I sir eat only one lettuce leaf a day....... you sir are a very greedy boy!













I wont tell anyone about the burgers, pies, beer, sandwiches, cakes, sweets, and more pies Smile that help the lettuce on it`s way.
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 31 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've had a Big Mac meal and a homemade family lasagne for 4 so far today. Thumbs Up
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dextersaurus
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PostPosted: 21:57 - 31 Mar 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Can add a bottle of beer to my list.

I'd probably be able to match you lot in normal circumstances, but i've spewed up black gunk a few times this week and i can't eat Laughing

I WILL GET FAT AGAIN!
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PostPosted: 22:15 - 31 Mar 2011    Post subject: Re: Fat bastard Reply with quote
Harold_Shand wrote:
Today I have eaten 2 corned beef and cucumber sandwiches, 1 prawn mayonaise baguette from Greggs, 1 fudge doughnut, half a pizza, my dinner and 3 choc ices. Going out for a few beers to wash it down with a bit later.


I eat more than this. Am i going to die? Laughing
And i should point out my 20st+ fat friend i live with calls me a fat bastard!
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PostPosted: 07:02 - 01 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I am THE fat bastard. I have a hi-vis with 6XL.
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PostPosted: 16:48 - 01 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
My mate once said that I'm the skinniest fat bastard he's ever seen... (obviously due to the amount I eat/can eat). I thought it was funny.
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PostPosted: 17:29 - 01 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
2 x weetabix.. 2 x coffe and a chilli potnoodle that's my lot so far today
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Harold_Shand
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PostPosted: 17:54 - 01 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sausage, beans, black pudding, mushrooms, bacon, egg, toast. Ham and Brie Baguette, Chicken, veg, yorkshire puddings and a fucking enormous bit of tiramisu.
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PostPosted: 18:01 - 01 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
My god.

today i've had:

An apple.

Rest of the day i've been eating coolant and other crap coming off the bike Laughing

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PostPosted: 21:47 - 01 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mr Dunkable wrote:
i've spewed up black gunk a few times this week and i can't eat Laughing


Dude, got stomach cramps or other related pains?

been eating black pudding or other dark foods?

if its a yes to the first and no to the second you could have a lower GI bleed... not good! i would suggest a Dr's appt ASAP!
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 01 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ive had pizza and cheeseburgers every single day this week, last nights achievement was a 20inch pepperoni, sweetcorn and tandoori chicken pizza...

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PostPosted: 22:26 - 01 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Just ordered a Chow Mein, mixed vegetables and prawn crackers Thumbs Up
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dextersaurus
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PostPosted: 22:47 - 01 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
The999Kid wrote:
Mr Dunkable wrote:
i've spewed up black gunk a few times this week and i can't eat Laughing


Dude, got stomach cramps or other related pains?

been eating black pudding or other dark foods?

if its a yes to the first and no to the second you could have a lower GI bleed... not good! i would suggest a Dr's appt ASAP!


No pains or anything, and I do drink black coffee.

Never feeling hungry or anything :/ it's exactly the same as after my bike crash.

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PostPosted: 03:30 - 02 Apr 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
When stoned my munchies can get to unhealthy levels: 2 packets of jammy dodgers, 1 ginster's chicken slice, 1 large bag of doritos, 1L of coca cola. Calorie count: 2000+
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