Life in the day of doley bum

[warped one]

I'm bord right now so I thought i'd summarise what life is like been out of work.

Wake up at 12,
Look at phone, urrg
Go back to sleep,
Wake up at 1pm,
Time to get up,
Maybe after looking on the internet for a while,
3pm, yep time to get up and have a bath,
4pm, time for dinner,
More internet,
Time for tea,
More internet,
Maybe do some work on the bike,
More internet,
Have a beer,
Have another beer,
Maybe a few more beers,
Go to bed.

It is such a thrilling life that is had whilst having no job. The only high light is going to sign on, and then going home.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[CaNsA]

ffs.

mine was generally

get up about 11am
internet - look/apply for jobs, BCF, emails
and see who is about/off work etc
do stuff
back for about 5pm for dinner


Oh and warped..

Y U NO SHUT UP

[warped one]

My internet bits cover the looking for jobs and seeing what mates are up to.

Since I have this pinned to my bar.
https://www.learn4good.com/jobs/index.php?controller=job_list&action=display_search_results&page_number=1

I search for jobs more than I come on here.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[Frost]

That sounds exactly like my life doing a PhD only it's farting around ont he computer rather than with a bike

[WildGoose]

Obvious troll is obvious. But still... why not

You don't get a job by sitting on the internet. You are claiming an allowance benefit based on the fact you are seeking work.

Get off your fucking arse and get knocking on doors, posting CV's and making phonecalls. Best time to get a job is 8am Monday when all the hungover fuckers are calling in their excuses for the umpteenth week.

Don't report back here until you have stopped being a fuckwitted drain on society.

Check out morality in the dictionary while you are at it.

Oh, and why you no shut up etc etc.
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So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976

[CaNsA]

[warped one]

[DrDonnyBrago]

What is actually wrong with your bike warped? Made much progress?

[Marcg868]

Never understood why people say its so hard to get a job. I have been unemployed once from starting a part time job in a newsagents when i was 16 to my current 50 hour a week job as a HCA till i go back to uni in september.

In that 3 week stage of being unemployed, i spent all day banging CV's off.

I got a crappy job, cutting excess rubber off mats and stacking them on a pallet for £4.15 an hour until i found a job i actually wanted.

Get a crap job and then look for a job you actually want. Quick look on Job centre plus within 15 miles of Bolton throws up hundreds of jobs.
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JACK, MISS YOU LOADS YOU LEGEND.

[doggone]

It must be better to try to maintain a more normal daily routine even if you don't have to.
Even some sort of unpaid voluntary work one or two days a week might open windows and help keep you sane.

[Clanger]

[Flip]

[pwntifex]

[CaNsA]

[warped one]

[DrDonnyBrago]

[warped one]

[N cee thirty]

[warped one]

I can give it a go, but I know what the comments would be like, since it is my Hyosung.
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amnesia - Never in the history of usernames has one been more accurate. Warped indeed. You sir are a fecking oddball.

[N cee thirty]

why would you care ? D:

a load of internet people giving you shizer.. ohh nooooo
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[Deckx]

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[dogbot]

With your broken wrist?

[warped one]