Farting

MattJ · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Nov 2010 Karma :

Can anyone fart while on their bike? I'm new but with over 1000 miles I don't think I have yet.

I'm quite considerate when it comes to dropping a stink bomb, so I'll often hold it in until I get on the bike because then it doesn't matter when I'm moving, but then I never need to. Until I get off the bike that is. I reckon it is something to do with the way I am sat.

Yes I know how disgusting/stupid this thread is. That's why it's in Random Banter Laughing

Howling TerrorOutOfOffice · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Dec 2008 Karma :

Ask my pillion. Embarassed

That is all.
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MattJ · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Nov 2010 Karma :

And I touched that seat cover Sick

Dazbo666 · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Karma :

Yes I have - with and without a pillion... very satisfying
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carlosthejack... · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Aug 2010 Karma :

I just farted on my step-daughters head 'cos she was annoying me...
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N cee thirty · Banned Joined: 31 Jan 2010 Karma :

it feels

bouncy
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WildGoose · White Van Man Joined: 21 Mar 2002 Karma :

Fart on a big single and it feels like you might follow through, so its a dangerous game.
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pinkyfloyd · Super Spammer Joined: 20 Jul 2010 Karma :

Keeps the ole arse cheeks warm on a cold ride out.
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The View Askew · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Nov 2005 Karma :

Yes, but you have to lift your arse up a little bit to allow all of the gas to leave your crevasse.
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Quickly · Crazy Courier Joined: 29 Apr 2008 Karma :

I find whenever I lean over the tank and get my head under the fly screen I do a fart. I think it's the body position. I also tend to go faster. Coincidence? Laughing

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neil. · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Feb 2008 Karma :

I often let one go. Push your feet down onto the footpegs to lift your arse up a little and the job's a gooden. Requires patience and muscle control. Thumbs Up

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