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Fisty
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PostPosted: 15:21 - 27 May 2011    Post subject: Have you had spunk in your mouth? Reply with quote
As per title, and what did it taste like?

Mate of mine thinks it tastes like olive oil, id rather not try myself.
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PostPosted: 15:38 - 27 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I knew a guy that was addicted to drinking the stuff. I told him he was going to kill himself. He said: "I can stop at any time!"








I'll get my coat. Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 27 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Olive oil maybe if you stirred in some bleach and paint thinner. It tastes very sharp and bitter but very dry at the same time.

In order of best taste to worst i'd rank them:

  • Anti freeze
  • Engine oil
  • Fork oil
  • Gearbox oil
  • Petrol
  • Diesel
  • Brake fluid
  • Paint stripper


A mate once drank a pint of oilve oil for a dare. He was fine besides some stomach cramps the next day, but i imagine it was out the back of him pretty quick Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:37 - 27 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Frost wrote:


A mate once drank a pint of oilve oil for a dare. He was fine besides some stomach cramps the next day, but i imagine it was out the back of him pretty quick Laughing


Guy (aka a nob) decided to show off by drinking a litre bottle of it at uni before leaving the flat. He immediately vomited everywhere, it was fecking disgusting.
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PostPosted: 17:25 - 27 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I once saw a guy down a litre bottle of vodka without getting even slightly drunk by doing the exact same thing. He might as well have just got the bottle and poured it out the door Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 27 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Frost wrote:



  • Anti freeze
  • Engine oil
  • Fork oil
  • Gearbox oil
  • Petrol
  • Diesel
  • Brake fluid
  • Paint stripper



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PostPosted: 18:17 - 27 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
pinkyfloyd wrote:
I knew a guy that was addicted to drinking the stuff. I told him he was going to kill himself. He said: "I can stop at any time!"


I like very much, this will added to my arsenal of one liners. I hope one day the subject of drinking brake fluid comes up.

In return pinky I'll give you this one. "Mate of mine snorted curry powder once, ended up in a korma".
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PostPosted: 19:40 - 27 May 2011    Post subject: Re: Have you ever got brake fluid in your mouth? Reply with quote
mr_fisty wrote:

Mate of mine thinks it tastes like olive oil, id rather not try myself.


Used to drain old brake fluid into a coke bottle at work, doesn't help that it's a very similar colour to coke when it's old, after "sampling" some by accident I can confirm that it tastes nothing like olive oil, it's fecking disgusting Sick , needless to say I now drain it into an orange Fanta bottle or a plastic cup.or the floor if nobodies looking Very Happy
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PostPosted: 20:35 - 27 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Olive oil?

No fu**ing way, he hasn't tasted it if he thinks it tastes like that, it just looks like olive oil.

It tastes really bitter, almost salty and really dry, it has a disgusting after taste that wont go even after you wash your mouth out.
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PostPosted: 20:57 - 27 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Harold_Shand wrote:

In return pinky I'll give you this one. "Mate of mine snorted curry powder once, ended up in a korma".


That's nothing, last night the local police caught 2 kids eating fireworks and drinking battery acid.

One was charged, the other was let off.

On a slightly more serious note, when i worked at Sainsbury's as a teenager, one of the mongtard trolley boys finished off a jar of pickled onions and then drank the entire jar of pickling vinegar.
About 5 minutes later he was spewing his guts out in the loos.

Sick
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PostPosted: 22:02 - 27 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Scythe wrote:

Guy (aka a nob) decided to show off by drinking a litre bottle of it at uni before leaving the flat. He immediately vomited everywhere, it was fecking disgusting.



Saw a guy do this in the army but with a load of Cyalume (glow) sticks poured into a water bottle, glow in the dark vomit Laughing


I,ve accidently had brake fluid in the mouth but a squirt super glue was far worse, was like a dog chewing a toffee Sick
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 27 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Harold_Shand wrote:

In return pinky I'll give you this one. "Mate of mine snorted curry powder once, ended up in a korma".


I'll see that and raise you this:

Riding home from work last night I saw an RAC van parked on the hard shoulder. The driver was sitting on the crash barrier in tears, I think he was heading for a breakdown!
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PostPosted: 23:06 - 27 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Quote:
knew a guy that was addicted to drinking the stuff. I told him he was going to kill himself. He said: "I can stop at any time!"


Took me 5 minutes to get that one Doh!

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Certainly wouldnt recommend drinking any engine fluids but Antifreeze is damn tasty if I do say so Razz
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PostPosted: 06:15 - 28 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
LMAO Mr Fisty

I see what you did there. Clever edit is clever. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 06:20 - 28 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fisty you're going straight to hell for that Very Happy
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PostPosted: 06:24 - 28 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
No, and I have never had brake fluid in my mouth either Razz

Good edit Mr Fisty Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:50 - 28 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
mistergixer wrote:
On a slightly more serious note, when i worked at Sainsbury's as a teenager, one of the mongtard trolley boys finished off a jar of pickled onions and then drank the entire jar of pickling vinegar.
About 5 minutes later he was spewing his guts out in the loos.

Sick


Must have dodgy guts in the first place.

I can easily do a jar of onions and vinegar with no effects.
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PostPosted: 09:04 - 28 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
keggyhander wrote:
mistergixer wrote:
On a slightly more serious note, when i worked at Sainsbury's as a teenager, one of the mongtard trolley boys finished off a jar of pickled onions and then drank the entire jar of pickling vinegar.
About 5 minutes later he was spewing his guts out in the loos.

Sick


Must have dodgy guts in the first place.

I can easily do a jar of onions and vinegar with no effects.

I did that at work last week for a bet, I didn't see what the fuss was about, it was about a litre of vinegar.
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PostPosted: 09:17 - 28 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oi, that's my trick! Look for the quad biking thread where I cunningly changed the title to 'gay sex, anyone tried it?' after someone had said it was easy to fall off Mr. Green

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PostPosted: 09:52 - 28 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I love the taste, it is like brake fluid but a bit fishy.
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 28 May 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ariel Badger wrote:
I love the taste, it is like brake fluid but a bit fishy.


Trust you to pitch up after the edit and seem to be talking about semen, good edit, even better reply.
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Oh boy ! I did chuckle Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
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LOL... I'm going..why is everyone talking about brake fluid Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 15:55 - 01 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Go on then, admit it, who's spunked all over their lasses tits, cleaned it off, forgot what you just done and started sucking on her nips. Anybody??? Nobody??? Just me???

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