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Killer Rat
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PostPosted: 14:48 - 06 Jun 2011    Post subject: granny shagger gets hair transplant Reply with quote
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13654209

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Footballer Wayne Rooney has confirmed he has had a hair transplant at a top London clinic in a bid to restore his receding locks to their former glory.

In a post on Twitter, the England star said he was "delighted" with the result.

"Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not," he tweeted.

The Manchester United striker said he had his treatment at a hair clinic on London's famous Harley Street.

He also asked his followers if anyone could recommend any good hair gel because his head was "still a bit bruised and swollen".

The footballer's wife, Coleen Rooney, also took to Twitter to confirm the news, making sure people knew it was his decision, not hers.

"Hiya!! Yes waynes had his hair done! His own decision not me asking him, like alot are saying!! Pleased for him and it will look great," she tweeted.

Meanwhile Manchester United and England teammate Rio Ferdinand joked: "Just don't go down the wearing a alice band route!! You'll be doing head&shoulders adverts soon! Hope its gone ok Good luck lad."

'Sensitive subject'

It is not the first time one of Rooney's teammates has teased him about his hair on Twitter.

On 7 May, Manchester United star Michael Owen tweeted: "How old are you in that photo? Your face looks like a 12 year olds but your hair looks like a 60 year old!".

"Easy mo u know that's a sensitive subject," was Rooney's response.

Rooney is the latest in a line of sports stars to have turned to treatment to beat baldness.

In 2005, ex-England cricketer Graham Gooch and former England rugby player Austin Healey appeared in adverts for an anti-hair loss laser treatment.

At the time, Advanced Hair Studios said both men, and Australian cricketer Shane Warne, were among 300,000 people worldwide who had taken up the laser therapy - or the company's patented strand-by-strand hair replacement procedure - although the Advertising Standards Authority later ruled the therapy's effectiveness had not been proved.

In 2008, former Monty Python star John Cleese also confirmed he had had a hair transplant, during a television interview with presenters Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan.


I heard he was booked in for an arsehole transplant the same day, but the new arsehole rejected him.
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 06 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
i really hate that word.... he/she 'tweeted' .... Middle Finger can't believe its becoming part of everyday language ... announcing on facebook that your feeling sad/glad/taking a shit etc etc is bad enough but tweeting is just retarded..
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 06 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Deckx wrote:
announcing on facebook that your feeling sad/glad/taking a shit etc etc is bad enough but tweeting is just retarded..


Would you rather they issued a press release?
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PostPosted: 15:23 - 06 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'd rather they kept it to themselves - who's interested?

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PostPosted: 15:28 - 06 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bendy wrote:
Deckx wrote:
announcing on facebook that your feeling sad/glad/taking a shit etc etc is bad enough but tweeting is just retarded..


Would you rather they issued a press release?


you could quote he/she 'said' ....bit sad when you see main stream media quoting clelebs 'tweets' or 'twitters' or whatever they call them...maybe i'm just getting old Wink
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 06 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
"delighted"

Laughing

I seriously doubt the word "delighted" has ever passed the "Roonsters" lips!
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PostPosted: 16:06 - 06 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Deckx wrote:

you could quote he/she 'said' ....bit sad when you see main stream media quoting clelebs 'tweets' or 'twitters' or whatever they call them...maybe i'm just getting old Wink


I think it's good journalism (!) to state the source. In many cases, it may explain why a statement was so brief (the 160 character limit).

In Rooney's case, that's probably not an issue.


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PostPosted: 16:10 - 06 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
panrider_uk wrote:
I'd rather they kept it to themselves - who's interested?

Mark


They had to announce it or in a few days time you will get a front page headline on a tabloid. 'Roo's Secret new hair' or some shit.
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PostPosted: 16:25 - 06 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I find it amusing that the primate has been going bald since he was 16 and has now decided to splash the cash. No amount of money could fix his face though, so why does he bother?
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PostPosted: 16:41 - 06 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
CHR15 wrote:
i don't think its actually possible for me to express just how much I don't give a fuck.


I never thought it was possible to agree more with anyone, but there you have it.

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PostPosted: 17:26 - 06 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why not just shave it and man-up ? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 19:39 - 06 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
and hairs a picture of it........ Twisted Evil


https://www.radioaire.co.uk/news/uk-and-world/20110606-rooney-tweets-first-hair-transplant-picture/
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PostPosted: 20:16 - 06 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Gazz wrote:
Why not just shave it and man-up ? Rolling Eyes


Oh I dunno. If I was 25, earning over £100k a week and going bald I'd have it done. Why not?
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PostPosted: 20:40 - 06 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:04 - 08 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/950.$plit/C_71_article_1422800_image_list_image_list_item_0_image.jpg?06%2F06%2F2011%2010%3A32%3A04%3A752

that worked then?
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PostPosted: 14:41 - 08 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Suntan Sid wrote:
"delighted"

Laughing

I seriously doubt the word "delighted" has ever passed the "Roonsters" lips!


I always thought if you were involved with football that you could either be 'over the moon' or 'sick as a parrot'.
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PostPosted: 15:23 - 08 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
lmoa!!!!!
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PostPosted: 09:21 - 10 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
rob yarrr wrote:
he is still a bellend


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PostPosted: 04:58 - 11 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Scouse bell end playing for them dirty red bastards. Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 13:30 - 14 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I do believe he is using Coleen's pubic hair for the transplant ..... apparently, the success rate is much higher if it is transferred from one tw@t to another
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