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PostPosted: 22:21 - 12 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Possibly not a good idea while riding.
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PostPosted: 22:24 - 12 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hand Stop immediately.

You will desensitise your penis.

Long story short....You will resort to fisting yourself to gain any sexual pleasure.....It's pure hell.
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PostPosted: 22:32 - 12 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its bad in the sense that you'll desensitise yourself. After a few dry years where my right hand became very familiar. When I went out with a girl I found it impossible to splatter her with the baby batter.


This caused 'issues'.
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PostPosted: 22:38 - 12 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

They say wanking makes you go blind...only if you get it in your eye! Aim away ffs!
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PostPosted: 22:38 - 12 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Recommended dosage is once a month in winter, one a week in summer. You are playing a dangerous game.
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PostPosted: 22:47 - 12 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

anyone know if choking the chicken every single day is, or can be bad for you?

Never did me any harm

You will desensitise your penis.

If only, can't see how this is considered a problem, a gain if anything

Recommended dosage is once a month in winter, one a week in summer

sounds like some kind of punishment rather than a recommendation
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PostPosted: 06:56 - 13 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wilson12345 wrote:
I've done it every appropriate day since I discovered it, never took any thought that it might be bad for me :l I'm scared shitless of any kind of penis trauma, I want my dick to last.. How often is acceptable?


As said the only danger is that you get so used to your own abilities Laughing that when you get down to the real stuff because you're so used to yourself and your own nuainces (plus no woman will be as tight as your hand) that you can't get off. Which is terrifically frustrating as you can be there for hours and not finish.

Though it may sound good for her! She might think its her fault and might undermine what you have together...

But then again if you do meet somebody you can just lay off it for a couple of months.
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PostPosted: 08:28 - 13 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

De-sensitize your dick? What have you guys been wanking with, a welder's glove? Shocked
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PostPosted: 08:39 - 13 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is a load of cobblers being spoke in here, I bash it once a day minimum. Two normally. I can still "splatter the batter" with a female just fine.

Sometimes within a minute. Dance!
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PostPosted: 08:42 - 13 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

theguvnor wrote:
There is a load of cobblers being spoke in here, I bash it once a day minimum. Two normally. I can still "splatter the batter" with a female just fine.

Sometimes within a minute. Dance!


What he said. ^ I'm 50 and I still play the entire spectrum. Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:01 - 13 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always knew you guys were a bunch of wankers. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 09:25 - 13 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

theguvnor wrote:
"splatter the batter"



that made me laugh
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PostPosted: 09:36 - 13 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
De-sensitize your dick? What have you guys been wanking with, a welder's glove? Shocked


Laughing Laughing Laughing That comment brightened up a sh*t day at work!
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PostPosted: 10:12 - 13 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

if you run out of spaff, you've done too many in one day.
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PostPosted: 10:14 - 13 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

h00dwink wrote:
if you run out of spaff, you've done too many in one day.


Nothing that half hour break and a glass of OJ won't sort out. Wink

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PostPosted: 10:49 - 13 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3942-masturbating-may-protect-against-prostate-cancer.html
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PostPosted: 11:44 - 13 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

TQ wrote:


Good to know my recent dry spell hasn't gone to waste Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:56 - 13 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Fri Dec 26 23:55:49 GMT 2008 by Thirdimage

I stopped materbating for a whole month. My prostate felt swollen, constipated, and I was irritable. I tried materbating again, but nothing came out! After several extreme climaxes, it finally came out. However, the semen was not fluid. It was in hard chunks, like tapioca pudding. Not good.
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PostPosted: 14:19 - 13 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gotta keep the pipes clean.
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PostPosted: 14:54 - 13 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you are overzealous then you could technically damage it to the point that scar tissue forms on one side (the fingers side) and it'll adopt a bent shape.

Also desensitisation is an issue, both physically as noted above and mentally - where anything less than an entourage of old ladies and brazilian transexuals will not cut the mustard... mayonaise.

Generally, unless you are a bank manager (tight fisted w*nkers that they are) you should be fine jerkin the gherkin daily.
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PostPosted: 17:16 - 13 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

A wank a day keeps the doctor away.

Used to work with a lad with the nickname handjob ( for obvious reasons) he was addicted to wanking. He would go off to the bogs every 15 minutes and fap.

He ended up with RSI in his wrist from it. I think he got the sack in the end for wanking into an office workers shoe.
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PostPosted: 17:29 - 13 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

DonnyBrago wrote:
If you are overzealous then you could technically damage it to the point that scar tissue forms on one side (the fingers side) and it'll adopt a bent shape.....

...which may explain the slight left hand curve, after an energetic, enthusiastic time towards the end of my teens Embarassed
It's already too late for me - so save yourselves Shocked

mr_fisty wrote:
A wank a day keeps the doctor away.
Used to work with a lad with the nickname handjob (for obvious reasons) he was addicted to wanking. He would go off to the bogs every 15 minutes and fap.
He ended up with RSI in his wrist from it. I think he got the sack in the end for wanking into an office workers shoe.

...and all this from "mr_fisty" ?? Wink heehee
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PostPosted: 17:46 - 13 Jun 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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