'I got you a gold ring!'

[binge]

'Au, you shouldn't have!'






Ba dum tshhhh....

[Carl_steveo]

OMG!!!






Does this joke only work when written down???
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Luke "cant be arsed to read your post, but suck my balls anyway."

[Nexus Icon]

Ag, it's only silver!
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[Carl_steveo]

https://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/best_thread_ever.jpg
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Luke "cant be arsed to read your post, but suck my balls anyway."

[Skudd]

I've run out of Coco Pops.
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Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Timbo Foggins]

"Have you got any jokes about sodium?"

"Na"

[Jayy]

https://i52.tinypic.com/dmcjrm.jpg

[CarlosCBR]

LOL, took me a sec, but i got there in the end. Thanks for the LOLz.
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[Phoenix]

OMg! it's Magnesium Oxide...sort of

[TheManWithThe...]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFIvXVMbII0

On the topic of elements
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"Anyone can jump a motorcycle! The trouble begins when you try to land it..."

[neil.]

Little Johnny was a chemist, little Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

[Dazbo666]

[thegubner]

I get that Au is gold on the periodic table but I'm still struggling to work out how its funny.

Any help?

[GhostRider]

Ar, I can't react.....

Except to say He He

GhostRider
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[multijoy]

Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're precipitate.

/coat
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[Carl_steveo]

Look at you lot making really bad chemistry jokes because the good ones Argon.
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Luke "cant be arsed to read your post, but suck my balls anyway."

[tatters]

Helium walks into a bar.
The barman says "Sorry we don't serve noble gases here."
Helium doesn't react.
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[Chalky.]

What is the name of the molecule CH2O?


Seawater.

[5v3d3b0]

Dude, I can't breathe!!! O....

[swampy]

Potassium is where its at m'K
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[Bike Bunker]

a neutron asks the barman how much is a beer, the bar man says for you no charge.


Come on 1 funny rating at least!https://www.runemasterstudios.com/graemlins/images/pray.gif

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[SlimRick]

My dad went to a bar with a chemist mate of his, his mate asked for a glass of H2O - cause he was a smart arse. My dad, trying not to look stupid in front of his chemist friend asked for a glass of H2O too.........I miss the old fella

[Phoenix]

[Bike Bunker]