Who is Warped?

[shereen]

I have been part of this forum for a few months now, and every now and then I read a thread and the name Warped pops up in it.

Who is this Warped that people talk about? I have never read a post by him/her.....


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[MarkJ]

It's Snow Rider's first account name.

He talks bollocks.

[MarkJ]

He'll be here soon anyway, so I'm going to pre-empt the Y U NO picture.

https://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5263/yunoshutupe.jpg

[DrDonnyBrago]

[Dragonfly]

He is a legend, legendary warped person. A good friend though like Marmite to some you like him or you dont. I am sure the rest will fill you in on his antics .
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[dogbot]

Oh, one of them.

Every forum has (at least) one, huh?

[shereen]

Thanks for clearing that one up for me
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[neil.]

Hang on, he's got a VERY similar hairstyle to shereen.

[tutton]

ive heard hes like gary glitter but worse?
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That fringe
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[dogbot]

That's not a fringe. That's a comb-over making a bid for freedom.

[shereen]

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

He's the only person on BCF that I've got annoyed with enough to set to enemy in five years of being on this site. That kind of says it all really.
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[colin1]

I dont think he's that bad, but dont read all his stuff, so he may be worse than I realise. I do think there is a bit of a band waggon effect where if someone gets slated, it can snowball even when they weren't all that bad in the first place.
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[Rogerborg]

He's toned it down a bit, but note how all of his threads are attention seeking statement framed as questions: "Who else thinks...?" or "Don't you agree that...?"

Good entertainment value though, and any ribbing he receives is pretty fairly earned.
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[Fairies attack]

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[hellbound]

Jay from inbetweeners in an adult (possibly?) body
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[Deckx]

Seems to me the guys got life sussed... if he's not hitting the slopes, he's shagging some random lasses and if he's not shagging some random lasses he's hitting the slopes and if his not hitting the slopes and shagging some random lasses he's on the piss chasing some random lasses and planning to hit the slopes

[The Shaggy D.A.]

I'm not up on modern slang - "hitting the slopes" means "posting bollocks on BCF"?
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[J4mes]

If "hitting the slopes" means posting bollocks on BCF then "shagging random lasses" must mean crying himself to sleep at night.

[Fairies attack]

Wow you lot really do lead sad little lives don't you.

As I have said before, when you've made comments like that. Why don't you go out into the big wide world and do something else rather than hide behind a computer screen, playing internet tough guy.

I feel sorry for you, I really do.

[Rogerborg]

You can't win, Darth Warped.

If you actually led half as interesting a life as you keep claiming, you:

1. Wouldn't have time to tell us about it.
2. Wouldn't care when we mock your Walter Mitty delusions.

Any rebuttal that you choose to make would just prove my point. I win. You want to go again? I win again forever.
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[WannaBeDude]

If your a ' time served ' fabricator, why were you only on about 11k, and now working in a factory?

Why do you have a girlfriend always for 3 months, but have say 10 a year?

Why do you ( how ) do you go for rideouts, when your bikes fubar and so is your license?

Who is this BCF Siam that you hang about with, that seems to back up some of your interesting antics?

Do you know what a compulsive lier is?

Are your pants really cold and tight?

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