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PostPosted: 17:45 - 18 Jul 2011    Post subject: Got to love this, what a bloody good idea!!! Reply with quote

This is a e mail doing the rounds


The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the
privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.

Its an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap
about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of a long and
expensive trial.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly


thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all standby passengers, we now
have a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"



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PostPosted: 17:49 - 18 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

If it were real, methinks the would be terrorist would detonate it for the love of allah and all that prior to entering said booth.
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PostPosted: 18:18 - 18 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bollocks really at variance with reality.

The full body scanners aren't for Muslims extremists, they're for you. Control of the mass populace is essential. Full body scanners were waiting to be rolled out, they just needed the next pretext. A bit like how the Patriot Act was pre-packaged, and ready to go, before any Muslims hijacked any jet planes and flew them into buildings.
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PostPosted: 18:38 - 18 Jul 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wilson12345 wrote:
Not half as effective as a nuclear bomb


Thats a little heavy handed for one chap with semtex down his pants at an airport, isn't it?

Ohhh... I see. You meant... ah.

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