Aaaargh, f*ck these chavvy ned b*stards...

[Fallen Angel]

...I hate them all and I am about to rant, so bear with me!!!

Here I am on my way over to visit my gran tonight and because I can't go on the motorway, have to go through various dodgy housing schemes. The one in particular to those from this area is Royston.

Here I am riding along at about 30mph and on my left hand side a bit along the road I see a crowd of neds (about 12 of them) hanging around on the pavement, as I get closer they decide to jump out on the middle of the road and try to stop me on my bike!! BASTARDS!!!!! I'm telling you, I shat myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ended up on the other side of the road trying to swerve out of there way, thank gawd there was no traffic coming on the other side of the road!!

Thankfully, I managed to keep going (gawd knows how mind you) but what the hell goes through these twats minds!!!!!!!
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[zaknafien]

Next time ride really close to one and just as you're about to pass kick the little shit in the bollocks.


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[Fallen Angel]

I did think that Zak, but there were bloody loads of them and all I kept thinking to myself is I hope I can keep going and don't have to stop completely, or worse still, I hope they don't knock me off my bike!!!!!!!!!!!
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[veeeffarr]

Utter bastards!

Is that your bike in your Avatar? Nice

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[Davo]

I've found clothes lining the odd chav to be most effective.

A couple of weeks ago, I was coming out of the local 7-11 shop and found my self confronted by a bunch of chav's standing in the middle of the road, shouting try and get past. As I had a bit of space I accelerated towards them and popped a wheelie as I got close to them, they soon got out of the way.

[veeeffarr]

Is that a 1989 NSR? They're bootiful

[mr.z]

Pulling in the clutch reving to the redline and aiming straight at them tends to move them

I hate little chav scum, sad little inbred wasters with nothing better to do that annoy normal people. they should be shaved, sterilised and left underground with class A nuclear waste.
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[veeeffarr]

How much was it? I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiike it.

[Smoto Bob]

hummm you need to learn to wheely
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[Chrisowingtot...]

mate of mine got beaten up the other day by a load of chav w*nkers on mopeds. we get trouble from them all the time, but this one went too far. smacked him round the head and in the face with a helmet, then proceeded to hit him and kick him in the face about 10-15 times, and jump on his ribs......for no apparent reason. he had to go to hospital. i got there just as they were leaving and chased the little c*nts off on my bike, then (cos we all knew where they lived) me and 4 mates went round their houses in a car and smashed the sh*t out of one of the peds (drove into it a few times, and took a crowbar to the front of it), and set the other one on fire. oh how i love revenge.

[california_rookie]

Okay, I'm really trying to understand what a 'chav' is...
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[Davo]

Have a look at www.chavscum.co.uk, it'll tell you everything you need

[JonB]

Like Zero said, you should of just revved up real hard and just stormed through them, if you killed one, thats 10 points for you.

On the subject of chavs, did anybody see that "Rude Girls" show on BBC2 last night? What Scallies.
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[Hex]

[andylanc]

[Danny]

Unlucky Fallen Angel.

I think we should all fit 'anti-chav' spikes to the front of ours bikes.

[Zen Dog]

Ive had chavs step out on the road in front of me, and gesture that i should immediately pop a wheelie for their amusement. I just give them the finger.

But i did have a 16 year old chavette deliberately shove her (baby-filled) pram in front of me, when i was on my KMX a couple of years ago. I had to swerve violently while redecorating the inside of my trousers. I stopped the bike while she hurled abuse, got off and told her in no uncertain terms that while i didnt care what happened to her, or her inbred bucktoothed spawn, if she ever jeopardised my life again, i would happily beat the crap out of her, regardless of sex or motherhood status.

In reality, i would have felt incredibly bad if i hurt anyone while riding or driving, which was a major part of the reason for my anger. Chavs, what to do......
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[Sadie]

There's a load of them currently using my local park to race around on their 'peds. This is a town centre park, not a rough ground area.

I told them that they were to leave the park, they asked what did I know about bikes, and then realised I was wearing a bike jacket. They asked what I was going to do about it if they didn't go.

I told them that I would quite simply release the dog from her lead, and that the Japanese Akita had been bred to hunt bears so I doubted that 7 or 8 chavs was going to bother her much. I also mentioned that she hadn't been fed yet.

They decided to leave. Just as well really, because it would have taken quite a while for the dog to lick them to death!


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[craigT19]

i pulled up to use a cash point out side my local tescos last week and it took no more than 10 seconds for a chav dick to jump on my bike.

I asked him to get off, he refused stating he was comfortable, i replied yeah ok i have to go get off it now pls.

To that i got how about me and my mates beat u up and hot wire it?

Finding this funny my response was good luck it probably take you and all your mate to tie your shoe laces

He then got my bike and started walking up top me like they do (the hard man walk.....the one that looks like there carrying summin like a tv:lol:) and his mates got up, well i wasn't gunna mess around with this so i punched the little shit straight in the face, my bike gloves still on, busting his face wide open, he went down like a sack of shit and started screaming .

its amazing how fast his mates backed down when the hard man of the group was on his ass (bearing in mind there all about 16 ).

So i got on my bike and went on my way when the dick jumped out of a bush and decided he was gunna play chicken....because i was obviously gunna stop, long story short i didn't stop and i ran over his foot probably breaking toes




ooh and he was still bleeding. At the time i actually felt guilty cos i don't like hitting people......but now it just feels good.
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[Grubby]

Do a bit of surreptitious investigating, find out where the little tossers live & decorate their house with dogshit.

[Stu_666]

[Fallen Angel]