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PostPosted: 03:57 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Re: Tricky situation Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 04:26 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 06:26 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 07:25 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bullshit. If you really believe he's going to be a twat It's not hard to keep a pocketknife on you or something. Even a screwdriver in the pocket will do the trick. It'll make the bastard think twice about attacking you while you're weilding something.

Had some trouble a while back in my car with a bunch of tooled up arseholes. Nowadays I keep a clawhammer in the side of the door. Get in there quickly and smash up their shoulder. Nobody will fuck with one of those bad boys... Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:11 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who wants to hold the Charge hand's coat?

Form an orderly queue please.
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PostPosted: 08:23 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Re: Tricky situation Reply with quote

Snow rider wrote:
Last night I was talking to my old charge hand.


Why?

From what I can determine, your main problem is that you just won't leave things alone.

You have the same petty scab-picking feuds with the same local yahoos year after year. You regularly flounce off of here, then a few weeks later, you're back again posting exactly the same tiresome drama. If even a fraction of it were true, you'd have been murdered five times and fed into a turnip masher by now.

So how about you take a deep breath, cut off all contact with these hillbilly thugs, and ignore their big-fish-in-a-small-inbred-pond threats. Hand the evidence over to Plod, or don't, but either way, stop calling them, stop taking their calls, be the bigger man and let them have the last word, don't pick a drunk-text fight at 3am, just button your lip and move on with your life before you finally do succeed in irritating one of them enough to get you properly done over.

If you really can't step outside your door without meeting someone who wants to cut you up or run you over, then man up, cut the apron strings and move somewhere else.

Start over, meet some nice people with similar interests, and don't introduce yourself to a new area by going down the pub and picking fights with anyone who looks at you a bit funny. It's not rocket science, millions of people manage to get through an entire week without making someone mad enough to threaten to kill them.

Or not, it's your life to squander.
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PostPosted: 08:50 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^ Agreed except he has nothing else in his life and this makes it a bit for interesting for the poor soul.
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PostPosted: 10:12 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does the guy need petrol money?
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PostPosted: 10:17 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snow rider wrote:
If you want it dumbing down.
A bloke I used to work with, is threatening to come to my new work and kill me. He has actually said in non descript terms tonight he will be waiting at the end of the road to either slit my throat or run me over with his 4 x 4


I highly doubt it's an actual threat of killing you, I wouldn't worry about it, and if he does kill you then you won't care because you'll be fucking dead. Talking isn't going to solve this, if he's going to run you over then you work on a farm mate, borrow a fucking tractor and beat him too it.
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PostPosted: 10:24 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Re: Tricky situation Reply with quote

Snow rider wrote:
Snow rider wrote:
This is the same bloke who a few years ago wrecked my bike, and then threatened to beat me up when I stood up to him.


Thread:
https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=152277&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=mr+clown&start=0

He is the sort of bloke that if anyone stands up to him, he will just go off on one and start making threats as much as he can.

I have left out some important messages since, if he does decide to come and do what he says he will (leave me choking in a pool of my own piss and blood) then I have them as evidence that it was premeditated.

And after a phone call of him tonight, whilst in the pub, some of my mates have said, that I should go in each night from now on just to say hello, incase anything does happen then they will go sort it out.


Linked thread.

warped one wrote:
well judgement day is nearly upon me.

I'm going down to luton for next week and Mr Clown will be there. So i'm not to sure what to expect, but if he oes give me any shit i've got enough money to get me Aylesbury (I can't spell) where a friend lives so i'm covered if he does kick off, am i'm also taking my laptop, so i'll keep everyone updated on what happens.

Cheers

Warped


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PostPosted: 10:37 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've never had someone calling me up threatening to slit my throat, am I doing something wrong?
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dont worry about it mate. You have offered to 'punch' forum members 'in the throat' on here very recently.

You are therefore the hardest person on the forum and not 'the schoolyard nerd we all thought you were'. So you can take care of yourself.

My sympathy is with your ex chargehand, I only have to put up with your inane, fantastical bullshit on here, and lets face it, I can turn the comp off. He would have had to put up with you day after day, and I'm afraid you've tipped him over the edge into justifiable homicide.

Hows boardstupid.com ?

Any chance you can go back to 'watching from the sidelines waiting for BCF to implode' ?
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PostPosted: 11:45 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

i had a fight a few years back and hurt the guy quite bad, the following week a load of guys turned up at my door to sort me out, i was shitting a brick but kept calm, i dont know what came over me but what i did in a total moment of madness , one of the guys pushed me back in to the house i jumped up and ran to the middle of them like a crazy man i then started shouting come on you fuckers come on! whilst punching my self in the face??? no idea why i did it but i must have looked like a right loon..lol but it worked they all RAN away...lol these wernt kids they were grown men..lol never heard a thing again and ive even seen a couple of the cross the road to avoid me..lol
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PostPosted: 11:50 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

If Warped had to fight Bruce Lee, he would punch him in the throat.

In Chris Red's imortal words, if Warped dropped dead tommorrow, i'd genuily be a happier person. Rolling Eyes Very Happy
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PostPosted: 11:59 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

mad4it028 wrote:
i had a fight a few years back and hurt the guy quite bad, the following week a load of guys turned up at my door to sort me out, i was shitting a brick but kept calm, i dont know what came over me but what i did in a total moment of madness , one of the guys pushed me back in to the house i jumped up and ran to the middle of them like a crazy man i then started shouting come on you fuckers come on! whilst punching my self in the face??? no idea why i did it but i must have looked like a right loon..lol but it worked they all RAN away...lol these wernt kids they were grown men..lol never heard a thing again and ive even seen a couple of the cross the road to avoid me..lol


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PostPosted: 12:18 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

its as true as i stand here, i oftern wonder what i would have done in there situation? lol
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PostPosted: 12:46 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I went looking for pictures that describes quite how little of a fuck is given about your pre-flounce postings while being adequetly hilarious. However everytime I found one - It was already linked in one of your other threads regaling tales of how pish your life was.

I gave up on my search and instead, here is a picture of a fork:
https://people.rit.edu/~kds4870/425/pictures/fork.jpg
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PostPosted: 13:09 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

still getting trouble after 4 years?

You absolute pussie. Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:23 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aikman666 wrote:
I gave up on my search and instead, here is a picture of a fork:
https://people.rit.edu/~kds4870/425/pictures/fork.jpg


That is a nice fork. Lovely long tines to spear with, you can get a lot of food on a fork like that.
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PostPosted: 13:47 - 28 Aug 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Below is a picture of all the people that give a fuck about Warped's dramas:

https://photo-dict.faqs.org/photofiles/list/3215/4275empty_room.jpg

Seriously though, i'd like to offer you some genuine advice - as i see it, you have a few possible courses of action:

1) Make good on your flounce, leave BCF and don't return.

2) Apologise for your flouncery and insults (all of BCF are wankers etc), carry on with the same account, but quit with the drama posts (no-one cares about or is remotely interested in them).

3) Delete your account, (and if you must) sign up with a new account. Don't make a 'guess who' thread, don't post any further bullshit/drama threads, don't threaten to punch people in the throat, keep your head down and make a fresh start.

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