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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 08:26 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Wake up call Reply with quote
If you don't know where it is, go find your licence today. Don't wait until you've been given a deadline to produce it.



This has been a broadcast on behalf of the "Well, DUUUURRR" party.
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Wafer_Thin_Ham
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PostPosted: 08:28 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Re: Wake up call Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
If you don't know where it is, go find your licence today. Don't wait until you've been given a deadline to produce it.



This has been a broadcast on behalf of the "Well, DUUUURRR" party.


Thanks mum. Thumbs Up
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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 08:37 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
You're welcome. And have you clean underwear?
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Germ
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PostPosted: 08:59 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Clean underwear is overrated .Parents always say "make sure you're wearing clean underwear in case you're in an accident" .....if I'm in an accident I'm probably gonna shit my pants so why bother? Very Happy
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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 09:02 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
The one accident I had where I ended up in hospital, I was wearing the other half's tights under my jeans Smile
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Paxovasa
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PostPosted: 09:06 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
The one accident I had where I ended up in hospital, I was wearing the other half's tights under my jeans Smile


And it wasn't even winter. Wink
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yen_powell
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PostPosted: 09:07 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Re: Wake up call Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
If you don't know where it is, go find your licence today. Don't wait until you've been given a deadline to produce it.



This has been a broadcast on behalf of the "Well, DUUUURRR" party.

Mine is pink, extremely chewed up round the edges and a bit curled up, but it is at least clean.

I mean of course my licence. I am so terrified of having to have a photo licence that I keep it in a nice safe place, wrapped in a plastic bag. On the few occasions I've had to produce it (usually to my employer or the front desk of a rozzer shop) I beg them to handle it with kid gloves as it looks like it will fall apart in a strong breeze. This is also the reason I can never move house.
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angryjonny
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PostPosted: 09:14 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
My photo licence hasn't killed me yet. What's the big deal?
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GhostRider
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PostPosted: 09:20 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Germ wrote:
Clean underwear is overrated .Parents always say "make sure you're wearing clean underwear in case you're in an accident" .....if I'm in an accident I'm probably gonna shit my pants so why bother? Very Happy


Yeah, don't recall the last time I was at the scene of an accident where the paramedics burst out from the ambulance "Bleeding from the cranium, suspected multiple fractures, low blood pressure...Quick, check his skids!!!"

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Germ
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PostPosted: 09:49 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Can just imagine the paramedics,on finding dirty underwear : "I need 25cc of fairy liquid....stat!"
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yen_powell
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PostPosted: 09:56 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
angryjonny wrote:
My photo licence hasn't killed me yet. What's the big deal?
I'd have to pay for it for a start, then there's having to pay again in 10 years. The biggest thing is that i don't trust DVLA to get it right if they did change it. It's just a middle aged/Victor Meldrew, don't want one, kinda thing.
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angryjonny
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PostPosted: 09:56 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've heard of the police examining skid marks after an accident but I didn't know it meant this. Sick.
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shereen
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PostPosted: 10:00 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
yen_powell wrote:
angryjonny wrote:
My photo licence hasn't killed me yet. What's the big deal?
I'd have to pay for it for a start, then there's having to pay again in 10 years. The biggest thing is that i don't trust DVLA to get it right if they did change it. It's just a middle aged/Victor Meldrew, don't want one, kinda thing.


I thought it was free to transfer a paper licence to a photo one.............
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yen_powell
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PostPosted: 10:46 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
shereen wrote:

I thought it was free to transfer a paper licence to a photo one.............
Just looked it up, it's 20 quid. I'm even mored determined to look after it now.
https://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Motoring/Motoringtransactions/BeforeyouapplyA/DG_066954
Just seen they can use your passport pic if you have a recent one. ID cards by the backdoor!
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oldpink
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PostPosted: 11:30 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
daughter has applied for her theory test, went to find paper license and can't find it
now she has to cancel theory test and £20 to get a replacement sent out Rolling Eyes
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dextersaurus
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PostPosted: 13:19 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cant you just report a licence stolen and get another sent out?
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The999Kid
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PostPosted: 13:40 - 10 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Germ wrote:
Can just imagine the paramedics,on finding dirty underwear : "I need 25cc of fairy liquid....stat!"


we honestly dont bat an eyelid at soiled kecks... now the homeless man down the road that pisses on our boots and then tells us to foxtrot oscar because we're disturbing his naptime after HE CALLED US... he gets a torrent of verbal abuse behind the crewroom doors.
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