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J0Al1
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PostPosted: 10:13 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Songs to dump people with Reply with quote
Sod the text message, send them a song, what would it be......?

REM - All The Right Friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVDdL7Thxa8

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PostPosted: 10:18 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shat - You're A C*nt

Gets the point across nicely... Laughing

https://www.myspace.com/shatpunkrock/music/songs/you-re-a-cunt-44825333
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PostPosted: 10:37 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Get the fuck out - Skid Row Laughing
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dogbot
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PostPosted: 10:41 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I can do thousands of these...

Stone Roses - I Am The Resurrection
Bob Dylan - It Ain't Me Babe
Alkaline Trio - This is Getting Over You
Atmosphere - Fuck You Lucy
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PostPosted: 10:43 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
meat loaf 2 out of 3 ain't bad

I want you, I Need you but there ain't no way I'll ever love you

had someone request that as there first dance at there wedding Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 10:51 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Poison - Alice Cooper
smack ma bitch up - the prodigy
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PostPosted: 10:54 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
It has to be The Meteors, If you don't want to fuck me baby, baby fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFdIeCEUbdo

or the equally as good

Fuck off and die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0L4coTP3xk&feature=related

Twisted Evil

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dogbot
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PostPosted: 10:55 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4anOpI0AE78

(warning: incredibly noisy, not for delicate ickle ears)

Very Happy
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P.
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PostPosted: 11:07 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
dogbot wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4anOpI0AE78

(warning: incredibly noisy, not for delicate ickle ears)

Very Happy


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PostPosted: 11:15 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://youtu.be/ykl7gDX-dHU

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dogbot
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PostPosted: 11:32 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
##Paddy## wrote:
dogbot wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4anOpI0AE78

(warning: incredibly noisy, not for delicate ickle ears)

Very Happy


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That album is fantastic, in a sort of hardcore noise sort of a way.

See also: its predecessor, Jane Doe.

I *heart* Converge. Very Happy
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sidewinder
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PostPosted: 11:34 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Back of bitch .guns n roses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNcViNwac0I
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Souleh
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PostPosted: 11:34 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW4AvIDJP38
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dogbot
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PostPosted: 11:35 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
NOFX - The Happy Break Up Song

Hello dear there somthin' on my mind
There somethin' between us I can't find
Can please please show me the light
Because with you I refuse to fight

It's cause you have a new girlfriend
She gives you better head then me
It's cause that guy that you hide
I heard he can make you scream

I guess I'm a shmo
You have better people to fuck then me
I guess that I'm the jerk
That lets you fuck who ever you please

We used to have such good times
You lay before me as I tell you my mind
I listen as you talk about some girl
You said some day she'd be your wife

I guess I'm a shmo
You have better people to fuck then me
I guess that I'm the jerk
That lets you fuck who ever you please

by the way bitch
kiss my goddamn ass
eat shit & die
you dirty f*cking slut
f*ck off stupid
f*cking c*nt
I hope you choke on toxic chalk
you f*cking douche-bag

Mr. Green
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Nexus Icon
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PostPosted: 12:07 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Perhaps not the final straw break up, but often suitable in my dim and distant past...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwGLcIdarWg

Edit: To protect the innocent, and/or the Rick Astley fans within our walls, this is a sub 2 minute ditty by (the greatest British rock band of all time) The Wildhearts. It's titled, "Shut Your F*cking Mouth and Use Your F*cking Brain", and contains explicit lyrics. If you like your rock sharp, riff-laden and to the point then click away. If you prefer something a little more subtle then don't. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 12:11 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Forget it - Sixto Rodriguez:

Quote:

But thanks for your time
Then you can thank me for mine
And after that's said
Forget it.

Don't be inane
There's no one to blame
No reason why
You should stay here
And lie to me.
Don't say anymore
Just walk out the door
I'll get along fine
You'll see.

But thanks for your time
Then you can thank me for mine
And after that's said
Forget it.


If there was a word
But magic's absurd
I'd make one dream come true.
It didn't work out
But don't ever doubt
How I felt about you.


But thanks for your time
Then you can thank me for mine
And after that's said
Forget it.



It's Over - Roy Orbison
Quote:

Your baby doesn't love you anymore

Golden days before they end,
Whisper secrets to the wind
Your baby won't be near you anymore.

Tender nights before they fly
And falling stars that seem to cry
Your baby doesen't want you anymore
It's over.

It breaks your heart in two
To know she's been untrue
But, oh what will you do?
When she says to you there's someone new
We're through, we're through.

It's over
It's over
it's over

All the rainbows in the sky
Start to weep and say goodbye
You won't be seeing rainbows anymore.

Setting suns before they fall
They come to you. That's all, that's all
But you'll see lonely sunsets after all.

It's over, It's over, it's over
It's over


On a seperate note, i do wish people wouldn't just post a YouTube URL without any explanation of what the song is or who it's by. YouTube is currently blocked at my workplace, so i have no way of knowing what most of the songs in this thread are. Also, when i get home and can get on YouTube, i don't have to waste time clicking on links to songs which i'm never going to listen to i.e. anything heavy metal-ish or otherwise equally shit.

Rolling Eyes
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J0Al1
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PostPosted: 12:20 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
mistergixer wrote:


Rolling Eyes


Middle Finger
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mistergixer
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PostPosted: 12:27 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ow, ouch, that really hurt me.

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PostPosted: 12:29 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
There's only one song that works for this and it is "Its Over" by level 42. The pinnacle of all dump songs ever made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ8AiPKLkTY

Quote:
I won't be here when you come home
I'm sorry if you don't understand, forgive me if you can
but I can see another road
and I ain't coming back

Don't look for me around this town
'cause I will be so far away, you'll never find me anywhere
and I won't take no souvenirs
no perfumed picture promises
because it's over
and I ain't coming back

You gave me everything
and now I'm breaking your heart
you know that I don't mean
to tear your world apart

I would never leave if I thought you couldn't stand the pain
a letter in the hall
is written on the wall
a letter with no words of love at all
because it's over (because it's over)
and I ain't coming back

And as I close the door
I know I'm breaking your heart
I should have loved you more
instead I've torn your world apart

And as I walk into the lonely afternoon
I feel sad enough
I feel bad enough
and all the times when you are lonely where you are
please don't hate me then
I just could not pretend oh no

Feel the tears
I can feel the tears
running through the years


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Germ
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PostPosted: 12:31 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Maybe not a song to dump someone,more a song to play to a partner you'd like to dump you

Lily Allen-Fuck You
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J0Al1
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PostPosted: 12:34 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
mistergixer wrote:
Ow, ouch, that really hurt me.

Rolling Eyes



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PostPosted: 12:51 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Quote:
I've been tried
And I've been tested
I was born tired
And I never got rested
Harder than Marble stone
I'm better off Better off left alone

Cause I'm not the one
No I'm not the one
You wanted it all
But I'll give you none
Cause, I'm not the one

Well, like a toy
To a kid
I said jump
And mama you did
You know, your daddy knows
And your mama knows
That's wrong
So now it's time
For me to move on

Cause I'm not the one
No I'm not the one
You wanted it all
But I'll give you none
Cause, I'm not the one

You think
That I'm normal
But all these years
I'm just trying to warn you
You'd do good
To move on
No it won't
Hurt me none

Cause I'm not the one
No I'm not the one
You wanted it all
But I'll give you none
Cause, I'm not the one

Embarassed


The Black Keys - I'm Not The One
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dogbot
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PostPosted: 12:56 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
mistergixer wrote:
Ow, ouch, that really hurt me.

Rolling Eyes


Well, my link came with a specific warning, so if you're too stupid to read that before you click, then fuck you and your rolleyes, pissypants. Razz
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 14 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I agree with Mistergixer.

Anyway:
Fifty ways to leave your lover
Paul Simon

Google it.
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