Face on fire

[Fairies attack]

I have major burns on my face.
Way past sun burn. It has been 8hrs and the skin is red and pealing.

Anything that I can do to atleast cure the pain?

[unitynotsocri...]

calamine lotion,what have you been doing?
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[Nope.]

Bacon Fat.

Get some bacon fat on it and then you can spend all day in the sun without it getting worse. It works a treat.
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[Fairies attack]

I've been tacking up all day.
Couldn't wear my screen incase the part moved.

My forehead is the worst, peopleub were asking if i had been on holiday and not worn sun screen.

Major problem is I am on site in 4hours so if i have a shave i will have one half white the other like this.

I need sleep damn it.

[shereen]

Ice pack on your face.
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[unitynotsocri...]

protect those eyes as well!!!Its one thing having your face so burnt that birds will run a mile,quite another if fuck your eyes up with dangerous wavelength light.you could end up blind.
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[stinkwheel]

So TIG weld flash all over your face?

Enjoy your skin cancer.

Buy a light reactive mask ffs , how stupid can you be? They aren't expensive. There is absolutely no reason to not wear a welding mask in this day and age. If you worked for me you'd be getting a written warning in any case and no sick pay if you're off tomorrow.

Soaking it in colloidial oatmeal can help. Fill an old sock with porrige oats and use it like a teabag in some tepid water until it goes milky then soak the affected area in the resulting solution.
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[Mac_Black]

https://trolladventures.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/troll_phonecall.jpg
PIC related, may I be the first to call Troll?

If not, and this is AKK-TUH-HAHA-LY for real, then is really to be expected that the following advice would be acted upon?

[stinkwheel]

I was serious. Soaking the area in colloidal oatmeal will relieve the burning sensation.

Google colloidal oatmeal sunburn.
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[neil.]

Semen. It's the only way. Get yourself in the middle of some bukake action immediately. Seriously.

[Rogerborg]

[mistergixer]

[Walloper]

LCD welding screens are good for continuous welding but for wot McGubbins was doing they don't react quick enough so the arc still irritates your vision.

I think wot was required is to support the job PROPERLY or have someone assist.

Face-Ache today Arc-Eye tomorrow.

In my (non-medical) opinion think Cataracts will present long before ocular melanoma does though.
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[Minty]

At least his looks wouldn't have been ruined.
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[WannaBeDude]

What no pics ? What no pics ? What no pics ? What no pics ? What no pics ?
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[Scooty]

[WannaBeDude]

Full size axe required to have to reach adv to avoid the deadly throat punch.

If you have to stop to go and buy factor 1000 sunblock you do, when poss third degree burns can happen. No surprise really. That's if it's even true.
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[Deckx]

seriously, don't fcuk with your health when it comes to work....sure, your boss is going to give you a pat on the back when you've got face cancer and cataracts.... nice ... do you know we are in 2011 and not in Oliver Twist times .... what do you get paid in ... porridge tokens

[mistergixer]

I fear that, once again, people are (probably mistakenly) assuming that this actually happened, and is not just another 'look at meeeeeeeeee' ruse from Warped to get some attention.

On a slightly seperate note, why he would seek the advice of a group of people who he has previously labelled as 'wankers' is beyond me.
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[N cee thirty]

serves you right,ppe or gtfo
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[SoND]

[chrisw]

[Fisty]

Bell. End.

You call yourself a fabricator and you dont have a decent auto darkening helmet?

IF this really happened I am with stinkwheel on this one. I spent today (the whole 8 hours) tacking up the chassis for hook loading skip lorries and havnt had so much as a flash in my eyes.

I bought one of these https://www.partlancer.com/pics/Snap-On-Auto-Darkening-Welding-Helmet-Hood.JPG.jpg a few years ago and it has been perfect.

Im no professional welder but once again mr warped you have come across as being a twunt. Enjoy your face cancer in a few years.
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