World Sheepdog Trials Presented by Guy Martin!

[chris-red]

and Ellie Harrason.


https://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-world-sheep-dog-trials/articles/video-the-more4-trails

I will probably watch this
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[Bendy]

Sheepdog trials are awesome.

Grampian Sheepdog Trials with Frank Gilfeather and Robbie Sheppard was essential Sunday teatime viewing in the 80s. The best bit was Frank's attempts to interview the winner, who was always a monosyllabic crofter who'd communicate everything he needed to say in a simple "aye".

How does it feel to be the best sheepdog trialler in the whole of the north east?
Aye.

Have you been practicing a lot?
Aye.

And your dog, how many years have you been working together?
Aye.

Back to you Robbie.


I had no idea there were world championships, frankly I didn't think anyone south of Perth gave a shit.

[N cee thirty]

come by,chief
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[Scooty]

I think I might have a small man-crush on Guy Martin Strictly heterosexual of course
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[Bendy]

[hellkat]

I miss them so much! I've been actually thinking of going to one for a couple of years now, standing on some random hillside full of skittish sheep, terse craggy men and waggy-tailed dogs really appeals to me lately.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Sam_Y_93]

Saw it advertised, will certainly give it a watch. 1, because sheep dog trials are impressive and 2, because Guy I am sure will make it hilarious
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

We watch the local trials....

Highlight last year was an errant sheep jumping into the crowd and within seconds surrounded by 20 sheepdogs. All eager to point it in the right direction.

Highlight this year was unnamed farmer who
a) was looking for his dog everywhere, not realising it had started its run
b) had to be shown where the sheep were and where his dog was
c) not having enough puff to command his dog by whistle.

If it were not so funny it would of been sad.


One of the good shepherds.https://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/howlingterror_2006/DSCF0366.jpg
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[thegubner]

[Ariel Badger]

I love the state of Guy's hands
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[hellkat]

Jolly good.

Put your sheep outfit in the boot of me car and I'll bring the gumboots and lipstick.
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[Chalky.]

I think my GF's mum is in it, she breeds Collies.

Had the brother of the dog that won last year's national.

[Germ]

[supZ]

[thegubner]

[hellkat]

Gumboots
(as modelled by that glorious icon of NZ maleness, Mr Fred Dagg)
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lh55V-pUT9w/S7vPoUg3xkI/AAAAAAAAAdM/pgb064lso4Q/s1600/fred-dagg.jpg


Sheep shagging
https://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz/files/2010/07/sheepshaggers.jpg


Rumour has it that gumboots are wide at the top so you can fit the sheep's back legs in 'em

I'll let you draw your own conclusions why you would want to do that...
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[andyscooter]

wonder if i could take me gaffers dog

it doesnt need that come by away stuff it just puts the sheep through the open gate without needing instructions


200 sheep into another field in just under 5 minutes

thats what i call a good sheepdog
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[thegubner]

Wellies.

[N cee thirty]

s'on now
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

I like the blonde even with her weird mouth.

Ta Rob
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[Walloper]

[thegubner]

Less of the auld, cunt chops.