coffee snob !

leonski · Spanner Monkey Joined: 05 Jul 2011 Karma :

whilst having my coffee break someone was kind enough to make me a coffee to my disgust it was Maxwell house a pure evil coffee because of this i spat it out i said of my disgust,
to then be called a coffee snob !!!!!!
i mean what's wrong with enjoying the finer things in life i like to taste coffee not to taste coffee flavoured water
ive been called alot of things but that..............but really if you gonna make shit coffe expect a comment Middle Finger

rant over lol
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dogbot · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Mar 2011 Karma :

All instant coffee is shit.

P. · Red Rocket Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Karma :

Its a fucking coffee... Laughing

If you came to my house and I made you a coffee with my own stuff and my cups... you get what you are given, if you don't like it you know where to go Wink

I've got water if you'd prefer...

Just because you might want the finer things, they may not.. bring your own. Wink

dogbot · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Mar 2011 Karma :

In my defence, if you offered me instant, I'd politely decline.

The Artist · Super Spammer Joined: 06 Jan 2008 Karma :

I prefer proper coffee anyday but I won't spit out instant, I think better than nothing.

leonski · Spanner Monkey Joined: 05 Jul 2011 Karma :

oldpink · World Chat Champion Joined: 02 Aug 2006 Karma :

doesn't matter to me its coffee
I have percolators and filter coffee makers etc, but often just use cheap supermarket coffee
its cot caffeine and thats all that matters to me Thumbs Up

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Daimo · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 14 May 2005 Karma :

Its all about the way you make it.

My team want to know what I do to make the standard coffee taste so much better.

Whenever they make it, its like drinking acid. Blooy awful stuff.

Instants do taste nice if youdo it right. Carte Noirs ok, but im all about the Dowe Egberts. I can make it taste like a costa coffee jobbie.

Filter coffee tastes ruddy awful.

Nescafe is the poor choice. In fact, tescos home brand can be made to taste better, but it can also taste rancid if also done incorrectly.

TheDonUK · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Feb 2006 Karma :

Do you want to fucking share the secret then? ^

Geez, "All these scientists looking for green, abundant renewable enegery are doing it all wrong, i have the answer but im just going to allude to it and give no details, bye now"
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P. · Red Rocket Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Karma :

Rogerborg · nimbA Joined: 26 Oct 2010 Karma :

I'll take a little coffee in my rum, and that's about it.
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Daimo · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 14 May 2005 Karma :

dogbot · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Mar 2011 Karma :

-LG- · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Jul 2010 Karma :

I hate making tea or coffee for people, I don't drink either, so never sure what its meant to look like!

deleted111 · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 Jun 2010 Karma :

I'm leaving my desk for a coffee - I'm trying Daimo's theory ^

If it works, you sir are in for a large cookie of the Karma variety.

Will report back.

Our coffee is nasty.

Daimo · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 14 May 2005 Karma :

I look forward to the result Wink

If I get 5 minutes, i'll sneak to the kitchen and use works coffee and cups and get a piccie.

deleted111 · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 Jun 2010 Karma :

I cannae rate any more posts today, but top marks my man!

Definitely an improvement!

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Daimo · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 14 May 2005 Karma :

You've got some good whiteness going on there, but theres a few burned granuals there still.

tip, try to get rid before you pour Wink

Bloody good effort one your first go old chap. One is quite impressed wot wot wot.... Laughing

whitedevil · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Nov 2010 Karma :

If i make it its made with milk, fill cup with milk and put in microwave until hot (not boiling) add coffee and sugar, then whisk until frothy.
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leonski · Spanner Monkey Joined: 05 Jul 2011 Karma :

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Daimo · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 14 May 2005 Karma :

Too much milk ruins it for me.

Costa Coffee lattes give me the proper splatterdash poops and stinkybvutt syndrome.

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