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Rowey
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PostPosted: 14:14 - 19 Sep 2011    Post subject: Retarded motorbike accesories Reply with quote
Just browsing ebay and came across these brake levers.

Surely anyone who uses these are just asking for an amputation?

Any one else got some daft motorcycle inventions/accessories?
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PostPosted: 17:16 - 19 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 18:17 - 19 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mk1GSF wrote:
Won't they fail an MOT for having pointy ends?

Yep, I believe for an MOT leavers have to have a little nubby thing at the end to stop your hand slipping off.
edit- depends on who's testing it apparently
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PostPosted: 19:14 - 19 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
What was that really shyte invention for resting your chin on? looked like the rider had his chin guard perched on a plastic cock.
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PostPosted: 19:18 - 19 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
mr jamez wrote:
What was that really shyte invention for resting your chin on? looked like the rider had his chin guard perched on a plastic cock.


Pink anodised engine bolts. Sick

In fact anything anodised.
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PostPosted: 02:19 - 20 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
why would you put shit like that on a bike Confused
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PostPosted: 12:35 - 20 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
h00dwink wrote:
Yep, I believe for an MOT leavers have to have a little nubby thing at the end to stop your hand slipping off.
edit- depends on who's testing it apparently


Definitely depends whos testing... friends GT125 have about 2.5 inches of metal left, which is bent and broken and still passed Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:39 - 20 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
h00dwink wrote:
... have to have a little nubby thing at the end to stop your hand slipping off....


The helmet.
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PostPosted: 12:42 - 20 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
mr jamez wrote:
What was that really shyte invention for resting your chin on? looked like the rider had his chin guard perched on a plastic cock.


The race headrest - The single most pointless device ever invented - more pointless than fluffy shoes to put on cats so they dust your house for you.


https://www.raceheadrest.com/installation
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PostPosted: 13:37 - 20 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
the stupidest retard accessory had to be helmet ears!

saw some silly cow wearing a pair a couple of days ago

maybe they're so far out of fashion they're coming back in?

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PostPosted: 13:53 - 20 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
andys350 wrote:
the stupidest retard accessory had to be helmet ears!

saw some silly cow wearing a pair a couple of days ago

maybe they're so far out of fashion they're coming back in?

help us!

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every time i see a rider with ears on their helmet i do a face palm and mutter what a cock

do u really think it makes u look cool u fucking retard !!!!!! Middle Finger Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 13:55 - 20 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
^^^^^ what are they supposed to do Confused
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PostPosted: 13:55 - 20 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
mr jamez wrote:
What was that really shyte invention for resting your chin on? looked like the rider had his chin guard perched on a plastic cock.

looks more like a ann summers dildo ffs Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 14:13 - 20 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
kerr wrote:
^^^^^ what are they supposed to do Confused
why do you have ears on your helmet ??
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 20 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
DonnyBrago wrote:
mr jamez wrote:
What was that really shyte invention for resting your chin on? looked like the rider had his chin guard perched on a plastic cock.


The race headrest - The single most pointless device ever invented - more pointless than fluffy shoes to put on cats so they dust your house for you.


https://www.raceheadrest.com/installation


That looks so like an accident just begging to be had!
Have your chin piece of helmet sitting on the rest and have to do a rapid or e-stop and I'm guessing it's gonna slip and punch you right in the throat Very Happy
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PostPosted: 14:24 - 20 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
h00dwink wrote:
Mk1GSF wrote:
Won't they fail an MOT for having pointy ends?

Yep, I believe for an MOT leavers have to have a little nubby thing at the end to stop your hand slipping off.
edit- depends on who's testing it apparently


I always thought the knobs on the end of levers were to decrease the damage to a pedestrian if you clipped someone walking past.

Those blade levers look kinda cool but if you came off, you would have to make sure your hands weren't on the bars.
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PostPosted: 14:27 - 20 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
DonnyBrago wrote:
mr jamez wrote:
What was that really shyte invention for resting your chin on? looked like the rider had his chin guard perched on a plastic cock.


The race headrest - The single most pointless device ever invented - more pointless than fluffy shoes to put on cats so they dust your house for you.


https://www.raceheadrest.com/installation


I find it hard to believe people would pay money for that product.
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PostPosted: 14:43 - 20 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
DonnyBrago wrote:
mr jamez wrote:
What was that really shyte invention for resting your chin on? looked like the rider had his chin guard perched on a plastic cock.


The race headrest - The single most pointless device ever invented - more pointless than fluffy shoes to put on cats so they dust your house for you.


https://www.raceheadrest.com/installation


Reminds me of

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PostPosted: 15:55 - 20 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Whilst broadly similar to the helmet ears, i find the helmet mohicans to be slightly more offensive. They are all worn by the motorcycling equivalents of Colin Hunt.

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PostPosted: 16:16 - 20 Sep 2011    Post subject: Re: Retarded motorbike accesories Reply with quote
Rowey wrote:
Any one else got some daft motorcycle inventions/accessories?


Anything with a "46" on it.
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PostPosted: 16:22 - 20 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I dunno, I think the Mohicans are quite cool to be honest. Razz

Flip-up number plates/reflective numberplate spray/anything made to hide the numberplate from authority.
They're practically an admittance of criminal activity - before you've done anything. It'd be more legal - and more effective - just to ride without a plate in the first place.

Other than that, I know a guy with a pair of flashing dust-caps on his 125.
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PostPosted: 17:29 - 20 Sep 2011    Post subject: Re: Retarded motorbike accesories Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
Rowey wrote:
Any one else got some daft motorcycle inventions/accessories?


Anything with a "46" on it.


Too right. Nobbers.
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PostPosted: 18:07 - 20 Sep 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
ClockworkJesus wrote:


Other than that, I know a guy with a pair of flashing dust-caps on his 125.


so do i ... ME!

they look good in the dark Wink
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