Eastern Bloc porn

[Peterthepillo...]

I am starting to think that every young couple in the former Soviet Union / EE is doing what comes naturally for an internet audience of pervs like me.
There must be bloody thousands of them.
Grotty flats that look like 70's Stoke Newington bedsits mean it just has to be real.
It would be fine if they weren't all acting out the same predictable scenario, are they doing it off a script or what????
And while I'm ranting, what is this reverse cowgirl thing, who does that in their daily life?
And why is there always a fucking carpet on the wall? Is this some sort of Bolshie feng shui.
I'm going to nail a square of Axminster up there and see if it reverses the ageing process and gets the old trouser sausage up to speed.
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[5v3d3b0]

Reverse cowgirl, haven't done that since I was in a relationship
Pretty nice but if the girl fucks up you're gonna get hurt...
What I can't stand about mainstream porn (slightly off topic) is when the guy is about to jizz in the girl's face, sometimes they change image to his face for like 5 seconds while he's climaxing! What the absolute FUCK? If I was turned on by his cum face I'd watch gay porn, is it too much to ask to see a pretty girl get jizzed on without having to deal with the guy's face?
/rant

[pepperami]

I feel so much better as a human being after reading your posts
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[Peterthepillo...]

Glad to be of service
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[Humptybackedf...]

[Ariel Badger]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Recently i've found myself using the word Jizz in the wrong way.
e.g Family BBQ lovely Summers day. We arrive sur le Ducati. A gaggle surrounds us as we take our helmets off.

'Nice day for a ride' says Uncle.
'Yes...but it'd be nicer if we'd arrived not covered in Jizz'

Thankfully the younger family members didn't laugh too much.
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[Ariel Badger]

There is an alternate use of the word jizz in your world Pat?
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[5v3d3b0]

I took your advice Ariel

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[keggyhander]

Reverse cowgirl is the best thing to have happened to porn. Even as late as the 1990's you rarely saw it. In it's anal variety it is absolutely the best way to view a lady's privy parts on the screen.

If I download a porn scene I delete it if it hasn't got reverse cowgirl anal.

Yes, I'm a raging perv.

[oldpink]

don't you guy's have wife's girlfriends
I lost interest in porn at the tender age of 17, back in the early 80's
Video recorders were the latest "New Gadget's" and as I was into electronics's and messing around with
anything to do with recording and digital formats (yes video is digital)

I bought a Sony C5 betamax Video recorder on HP as it was £600 back then but I had a good job & wage
within a month a friend bought one and I figured out I could hook them together via the VHF aerial input and TV output
and tune one into the other with nothing more than the lead used to connect it to your TV
and make copy's of any tape you wanted, this was long before scart or BNC connectors were available

anyway I digress, I hooked up with a guy that was importing porn form Holland and the Nordic country's
I copied the tapes and we sold them on in pubs etc, made a shit load of cash from it and bought
3 more VCR's and expanded into mainstream movie's and made even more cash (I had a very early release of ET that I made a mint on)
so at the tender age of 17 I was making 200 copies a week of porn movies
once you seen that many they become boring same old scenario's and repetetive

I can't even be bothered with youporn etc had a look but same old same old
I prefer the real thing in real time and hence been married for 26 years and still going strong
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[GhostRider]

Im not surprised, the women in the 80's grumble flicks all look like they have a ferret in their lap.

GhostRider
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