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Kwaks
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PostPosted: 20:14 - 02 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
must be hard to know when a split personality fantasist is hallucinating....
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PostPosted: 20:31 - 02 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
if you took 30 grams you'd be dead, don't you mean milligrams
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PostPosted: 20:35 - 02 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I didnt see the OP's name until id read the preview in the little yellow box, and i thought "hmmm, sounds like a warped kinda thi..... oh fuck he's back"


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PostPosted: 20:41 - 02 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Does very little for me except closed eye hallucinations and helped me sleep.
Sod all use as a painkiller IMHO, ice packs are far better.
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PostPosted: 20:42 - 02 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://media.cornerdrugstore.com/drugidentifier/photo_us/032/clor375g.jpg

thats a 30mg tablet
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PostPosted: 20:43 - 02 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
So why you on M warped?
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PostPosted: 20:49 - 02 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Had some oramorph solution some years ago after a mountainbiking accident - It just resulted in me sleeping for 10-12 hours.
.. although I don't know if this was purely due to the medication, or the fact that I hadn't slept properly for the preceeding couple of days due to the pain of my injury
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PostPosted: 20:52 - 02 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kwaks wrote:
must be hard to know when a split personality fantasist is hallucinating....


Laughing

The story of how come he had to take the morphine should be interesting Wink
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 02 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Snow rider wrote:
I was given it through a tube thing stuck in my arm. The woman had to stop since it is mega controlled or something. She had to have one of the slope patrol say what it was and what date was on it and loads of other stuff, as well as give me it in view of the camera's.


30mg IV?

Shut the fuck up.

Thats shit, I've been giving IV opiates for the past 10 years and never given such a large dose in one go.
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PostPosted: 21:43 - 02 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I had what was described as a half dose by the nurse, when I burnt my face, I am petrified of needles so was shitting myself about that and was in the worse pain of my life I was shaking and talking utter bollocks my heart was going 1000000000bpm, the second I got it all the pain and anxiousness went away and my heart slowed right down Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 21:51 - 02 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Im-a-Ridah wrote:
The story of how come he had to take the morphine should be interesting Wink

Maybe his old chargehand showed up and he didn't manage to get the throat punch in quick enough.
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 02 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Whosthedaddy wrote:
Snow rider wrote:
I was given it through a tube thing stuck in my arm. The woman had to stop since it is mega controlled or something. She had to have one of the slope patrol say what it was and what date was on it and loads of other stuff, as well as give me it in view of the camera's.


30mg IV?

Shut the fuck up.

Thats shit, I've been giving IV opiates for the past 10 years and never given such a large dose in one go.


I also cant see a dry ski slope first aider having access to CDs either.

If it was a paramedic, why did she do the double check with a civvy ?

Oh, and she stopped because its mega controlled ? Surely she would have given you the dose she thought you needed rather than going:

10mg..... 20mg..... 30mg...... oooh better stop its a controlled drug...

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PostPosted: 22:04 - 02 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
was with a mate who hit a sheep on his guzzi, got him to hospital wher they gave him a shot

basically he says he knew his leg hurt like hell, but felt like he was watching from the other side of the room
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 02 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
andys350 wrote:
was with a mate who hit a sheep on his guzzi, got him to hospital wher they gave him a shot

basically he says he knew his leg hurt like hell, but felt like he was watching from the other side of the room


watched a doctor drill through my leg, right through the bone just below my knee
and stick what looked like a knitting needle through the hole to put me in traction
when I snapped my Femur, and just laughed, but after 24 hrs I couldn't take any more morphine
told them to take the drip out or I'd rip it out, horrible feeling, like my skin was crawling and nausea
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PostPosted: 22:27 - 02 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
As I said I took boat loads of the stuff because it was fun but it did nothing for my pain.
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PostPosted: 23:39 - 02 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
must be serious if you damage both your spine AND breastbone in the same landing, personally I would wonder why the first responder waited outside for you to be taken to them by a first aider using the slopes board, when the procedure is for the ambulance to supply the board and the expertise to put you on it.


Yeah, getting your top cut off gives you a crappy gown and a new pair of boots from the hospital stores everyime Confused as they keep boots just in case a winter sport fan is brought in with spinal injuries and is to be allowed to walk out again. Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:44 - 02 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Whosthedaddy wrote:


30mg IV?

Shut the fuck up.

Thats shit, I've been giving IV opiates for the past 10 years and never given such a large dose in one go.


I gave 30mg IV to a 30kg labrador last Wednesday.

Shit was pretty cash to be honest. I'd just done a very invasive and traumatic piece of surgery on it and the dog clearly couldn't give a fuck, it was just pestering me for food. Barely even sedated.

The more pain, the fewer side-effects.

Warpeds description sounds pretty suspect though because all I have to do is fill in a line in a book when I dispense morphine so it can all be accounted for. Mind you, it's the only drug I have to totally hand-write a prescription for.

There are much more potent opiates though. I occasionally use one called etorphine. 200mcg IM will knock a 450kg horse off its feet within a minute or so. Before I even get the bottle out of its container, I have to draw up a dose of naloxone and hand the syringe to an assistant who I trust as being capable of getting it into me IV within 30 seconds of me hitting the floor if I happened to scratch myself with the needle or splash some in my eye.
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PostPosted: 23:55 - 02 Oct 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
I bet what really happened is you slipped walking up the stairs and took a paracetamol just incase.
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