Your Wallet

[Fairies attack]

Where do you keep it?

Mine is always in my left arse pocket.

This was talked about a lot tonight after someone got theirs and £500 lifted from their coat pocket.

[Renton]

Always in my jeans, back right pocket.
Coins in the front right. Keys in the front left. Phone in the back left (used be in front right with change but now I've got a nice phone I don't want to scratch it).

They are always in that order, it doesn't feel right if they are not.
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This is my motorcycle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
Without me, my motorcycle is useless. Without my motorcycle, I am useless.

[yen_powell]

[pinkyfloyd]

Mine lives in the inside pocket of my jacket unless the jacket is off then its in my back left pocket. Phone lives in the back right. Keys front left, coins front right.
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[Redoko]

Phone front right. Wallet in front left with the keys underneath it. Ipod will slot in aside wallet. Nothing except bike key shares phone pocket.

I don't use back pockets as 1. It doesn't 'feel right' for me and 2. It's harder to pickpocket my front than my back.
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"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
Sudika Sportsman SK50QT > Gilera DNA50 > Honda CBR125 RW7 > Kawasaki Zephyr750 > Suzuki GSXR600 > Honda Hornet CB600F '51

[Nb]

Mines kept in my kitchen draw, I don't take it any where.
I never have any cash so there's no point in using one.
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Cbr1100xx blackbird gone, mk4 golf gt tdi chav now
Colin1 wrote 'Im grateful for what i can get, which isnt all that much.'
Columbus travel insurance are crap!! Do not use!

[stinkwheel]

Right pocket, attached to my belt with a chain because I was worried about theiving Southerners when I went on my tour last year.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[spit1972]

My phone is in the front right and wallet in my rear right pocket,as someone said above if they are anywhere else it don't feel right

[dransy]

Wallet in my front right . Phone and cigs in my front left if I have it any other way it feels weird !
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Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles

[Fisty]

My wallet is now 15 years old, its a leather animal one and I cant bear to get rid of it.
It is kep in my right arse pocket and it feels wrong if it isnt there. Like stinkwheel I used to keep it on a chain but the eye broke on it some years ago.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Martay]

Phone front left
wallet front right
keys back right

Anything else feels weird or leaves me looking for something like ive lost it.
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Eat well, poo hard
Drives: Cavalier 2.0 16v
Rides: Slightly ratted Honda City Express

[MinhDinh]

I hate a wallet in the front because it is too restrictive. Back right pocket, but I tend to zip up in a coat if it's a packed place.

I will also change locations if I ever meet warped, he is a dodgy one.
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Hit the G spot.

[andy_uk]

I have a zip pocket just between the velcro and main zip of my jacket which is where my wallet & phone live.
Keys in the main bottom left pocket & fags in top right. Change & lighter in my right hand trouser pocket. If I move them around it just confuses me
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Aprilia Classic 125, GS500E, ER5-A1, ER5-C4, ER6 & an XJ6 project frame...

[stinkwheel]

Da nah, na, na, na.Put the car keys in my left pocket.

Da, nah, na, na, naGun in the right .

https://images1.makefive.com/images/entertainment/television/best-sidekick-character/mitch-henessey-the-long-kiss-goodnight-7.jpg
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[hellkat]

I havent got a wallet, but if I did I would want a Bad Motherfucker wallet.

I would *so* make do with a Bad Motherfucker handbag instead
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[The Artist]

It depends. Usually one of my front pockets. If it has more than a couple of hundred quid in it, it goes in my inside jacket pockets.

[Slacker24seve...]

Phone front right
Fags front left
Wallet arse left
Keys arse right if I'm walking about and then take them out if I sit down.
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Triumph Daytona 675 track bike + girlfriend's Honda Hornet 600
Selling a hack/winter bike for less than a grand? PM me.
Banger rallies are ace

[tatfan]

I wish I could remember. I've lost mine again. Twice in two months now.

[Mehty]

If im on my bike, EVERYTHING goes on the inside of jacket pocket, then i forget my wallet is in there when i go to the shop
Otherwise its, wallet in back right ass, Phone/chewing gum/random shit in my front right, and house keys in my front left. Bike keys stay in the right hand side pocket of my jacket - so i don't lose it!
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2007 YBR 125 (sold), 2011 ER6-N (sold), LHD 1999 GSX750F (sold), ??????

[Rogerborg]

Left front, chained on. I've lost £180 from a back pocket back in the days when that meant more than a few tanks of fuel for a car.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[t121anf]

wallet? chest of drawers at home.

rarely ever carry cash, pay for everything by card so they can coins go in the front right, front left is for me phone.

[Mehty]

[deleted111]

On the bike: Wallet in left front pocket of textiles with keys, phone in front right.

Not on the bike: Wallet chained and in left pocket with keys, phone in right.

[The Original Muzza]

I put EVERYTHING up my arse. Then I attach each item to a length of wire for pulling things out, and the corresponding wires attach to certain pockets. Phone wire in my right front pocket, wallet wire in front left pocket and key wire in my lower front right pocket.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Fairies attack]