Children!

[hellbound]

My 6 YO was told not to try and climb on my bike on sunday and after telling her twice I figured she got the message.

queue me turning my back for 3 seconds and a loud crash followed by a shocked and tearful child and my bike lying on its side against the curb.


Grave dug, Lime brought, excuses for disapearance all in hand!
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[The Artist]

Are you really bored or something, making thread after thread?

[hellbound]

I only made two...hardly thread after thread


Do apologise for trying to join in.......
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[The Artist]

That is what I said, thread after a thread.

[Bendy]

Should have kept it in your pants, shouldn't you.

No sympathy.

[Daimo]

should have kept it in your pants?

What kind of a retarded answer is that?

Man posts on forum (about bikes ironically). Big deal? Thats the general f**king idea isn't it

People say it time and again, you don't HAVE to reply, you dont HAVE to read it, you dont HAVE to read it, dont like it, then feel the need to reply saying how much you hate it.

bejesus christ.....

[The Artist]

[angryjonny]

Despite protestations that "they're totally worth it" I'm yet to see a parent who even remotely looks like they're enjoying the experience.

[Daimo]

[The Artist]

Well you have lost your sense of humour. It wasn't laugh out loud funny but it was not meant to be taken seriously as in, "you shouldn't have had kids, it is your own fault, you chose your own life blah blah blah."

[Bendy]

[mistergixer]

Just ignore Bendy the poison dwarf - she's just bitter that her biological clock has run out of ticks and her loins are now withered and barren.



@ Hellbound - I disagree most strongly with your approach. Rather than just killing the child and burying him/her in a shallow grave, they are worth more alive as they can be used for a) cheap labour, b) unusual sexual practices, c) organ harvesting.

Don't just waste all the money you've invested in your kid, at least get something back for it, and use that towards fixing the bike.


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[Bendy]

[hellbound]

[Rogerborg]

tl;dr - sue the parents.
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[Andy_Pagin]

[hellbound]

[J0Al1]

[Redoko]

Another reason for me to despise kids.
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[doggone]

*Apparently* the best way to survive a bear attack is to throw a small child at the bear to keep it occupied while you scarper.
It doesn't have to be your own child if there's some others nearby you can use

[oldpink]

childern are there to test us to breaking point as the OP has found out
I have 3 kids (Late teens - early 20's now) even now telling them multiple times is useless
Bought a new guitar 3 months ago, quite expensive and waited years to be able to afford it
told the 2 boys not to leave it laying about and to put it in its case when they were finished playing it

last week I came up to the room, said guitar is sitting on a guitar stand
picked it up to have a strum only to see 2 scratches down the front of it, I went nuts
after calming down I've now banned them from touching my guitars (they have there own)

my sympathy's go out to hellbound, hope your bile is Ok

BTW my sister toppled my dads Royal Enfield when she was about 5 y.o.
she blamed it on me
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

When she was 4 i asked mine to wash the wheels on the car...2mins later she had scratched the front wing using a scourer...apparently sponges made her hands scratchy & WTF.... Boo-bloody-hoo..Made her clean the chimney. (probably slapped her about abit )
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[The Artist]

I washed my dads car when I was about 14 and used the wrong side of a sponge on some bird shit, needles to say my dad went mental and shouted at me.

[mistergixer]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]