If I ruled the UK!

[pepperami]

So what would you change/enforce if you ruled the UK?

Me? 1. no more building on green any land.
2. Local govenment would be required to reduce business rates for small businesses to encourage growth.
3. Large supermarkets would not get the co-operation/colusion they get from local authorities now.
4. Immigrants would be required to show that they can contribute the this country`s well being.
5. All ladies between the ages of 18 and 50 would be required to do 1 hour of naked tramoplining on order to qualify for a passport .
6. Village Post-offices, churches, pubs, & village hall would all be exempt from council tax.
7. Every village would be required to have a public phone box.
8. Anybody who disagrees with me is an enemy of the state .
9. And one to win you lot over to my side= motorbikes will be exempt from road tax
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[mistergixer]

My rules:

1) Weed, lots of it.

2) Errrr, I forget.......
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[Minty]

I'd put Hetzer in charge and then make good my leave.

Watch as things unfold from a safe distance. Bermuda should be outside the containment zone so I'd base myself there.
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[Rogerborg]

Implement Jefferson's principle that all laws shall expire at the end of 19 years (withdrawing from the EU or just ignoring them as required).

That ought to keep the statute book down to a reasonable size.
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[leonski]

[hellbound]

Free Parking to residents in town center car parks

A restriction on the amount of hand car washes in one area

Same applies to Golf Courses, no need for 4 golf courses in one city (like here) and at least one would be served a compulsory sale order and then changed to parkland.

People working in Garage's, convenience stores and the like must have a basic grasp of english and at least be able to understand which cigs i want without me having to direct their hand from the other side of the counter! (pall mall, the red ones...no thats blue, no they are JPS, left a bit, no thats right, other way etc etc etc)


I might also restrict the amount of Tesco's in one city too
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[pinkyfloyd]

Withdraw from the EU would be the first thing I would do.

Tighten up immigration and impliment the "This is the UK not [insert country] and you will live by our laws" law and anyone breaking them gets deported.
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[Andy_Pagin]

1) Compulsory full motorcycle licence for one year before applying for Car provisional.

and +1 for all the other posts apart from the 'weed', my next door neighbour was murdered over that crap.
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[Willson]

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[mistergixer]

[The999Kid]

[Raffles]

[Mehty]

I'd agree with most of this.. Although I think -

1 - People should pass a general 'Im not a dim wit tool' before being allowed in public. I suppose we'd lose half the population!

2 - I dont think politicians should be paid. The people should be in control, not some over paid hand puppet.

3 - There is no 3
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

A weekly system.

Murder Monday - Not compulsory but tax rebate for those that do.
Twat Tuesday - A day for being reckless.
Wank Wednesday - Day off.
Thursday Thirst - A crate of the original 'Tennent's Extra' is delivered to each home.
Fighting Friday - See Thurday.
Slow Saturday - 24hrs will be lengthened to 48.
Sodomy Sunday - See Monday.
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[Jayy]

The only thing you would need to change is the politicians and voting.

Scrap all politicians. We would need some kind of new voting system and get rid of the bollocks they use now.

People submit suggestions to laws online. The top however many with the most votes from the public are to go to the prime minister who then goes on live TV (bit like a game show) and addresses the nation with the top suggested laws. Everyone watches at home and votes on which should be passed and which shouldn't.

End of the show, everyone knows which new laws have been passed and doesn't just find out about them when they're actually being prosectued for it.

It's a concept idea and needs much tweaking but something like that would be fairer. Also the prime minister gets put on the same TV show twice a year and the entire country votes whether to keep them or not.

[leonski]

If I ruled the UK I would get all the other country's to unite. India and Pakistan, Iran n Iraq all the races white, black, yellow and green (even bikers and cagers) to join together in a united harmony once all the nations are together I would then declare war on France.
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[leonski]

[Jayy]

Yeah, exactly, a live TV show where the public votes, not some 600 retards who live on a different planet to the rest of us.

[DrDonnyBrago]

[Im-a-Ridah]

I would do the following:

-> In out referendum on the EU (legally binding)
-> A referendum on immigration (legally binding)
-> Raise speed limit to 95mph, add a defence to speeding and driving without due care that nobody was engdangered by the speed.
-> Build new nuclear power plants to supply 120% of the electricity for the UK. Power plants to be surrounded by 30ft flood walls and multiple razor wire and electric fences on top, with the generators on the roof of the plant.
-> Increase nuclear warheads stocks to 500+, which should give China and India something to fear.
-> Ban any doctors, dentists and consultants doing work outside the NHS if they recieve any NHS funding. Private health companies will face private health companies tax at 50% which will go straight into the NHS.
-> Legalise pepper spray that can be linked to the user, and so link the criminal to the crime. Pepper spray would have to be registered with the police and would be prohibited for previously jailed violent offenders, robbers ect. Make "self-defence of home" a legal reason for owning a shotgun. Legalise single shot target pistols with firearms licence so athletes can train in their sport.