Trick or treaters

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Knock all you like you poncing Yank wannabes, I've got my headphones on.
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Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[Dazbo666]

Thankfully we rarely get any annoying kids in our area... such are the joys of living in a Victor Meldrew inspired community

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1st bike (Sept'06 - May'10) : 1991 GPZ500S / Current bike (since Nov 2009) : 2003 Suzuki Bandit 600N
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[Blackwolf]

You boreing old basterds

Its all a bit of fun for the young kids. Thankfully im off to work again now
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[Dazbo666]

[waffles]

Sorry, can't hear the doorbell ringing!
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Past rides Yamaha XT125X, Triumph TT600, Honda XR250
Current rides Suzuki GSXR 600, Honda MSX125

[The Shaggy D.A.]

The BBC lied. I was promised rain. I'm off to the pub as soon as the wife gets home.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[jimbothe]

[Pete.]

My mate hangs a sign out that says 'Please don't knock - just help yourself', then he hangs a small bucket on the door with one small sweet in it. When the sweet gets taken (and many don't want to take the last one) he puts another one in the bucket
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a.k.a 'Geri'

132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[oldpink]

bah humbug

Oh wait thats xmas, oh well same sentiments, not had a single chap on the door all night
but not many kids about here these days
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Theory & hazard 24-may 2016, CBT 8th June 2016, MOD 1 2nd Aug 2016 Mod 2 2nd-Nov 2016 - Current bike CBR 600 RR

[J4mes]

Heard some dude on Radio1 last week say he had made "Toffee Onions" to hand out on Halloween

My missus had a good idea too, which I think I'm gonna do next year - split garlic up in to their cloves, dip them in chocolate and then wrap them in old Roses or Quality street wrappers. Labour intensive, but I think the result would be awesome

[mistergixer]

If the little ones are accompanied by their parents, I offer the kids a swig from a can of special brew or a drag on a cigarette.
Strangely, I don't get many coming back the next year.....


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[pepperami]

When they knock on my door I give them individual grapes............. Fired from my "Wrist-Rocket" catapult

If they come back, I give them Marbles the same way



Misrable? who me? nah! I`m allowed to have fun too
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[The Artist]

One bonus of living in the middle of nowhere

[ajbsmirnoff]

So far this evening its been small children with accompanying yummy-mummys.

[Dragonfly]

Dont get them here.
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[Flip]

[Ariel Badger]

Not had one here this year! Maybe because it is Eid on Sunday.
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[HD]

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

I have spiked the sweets with immodium.




...well, ok i haven't this year.
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[Fizzer Thou]

I get rid of the sweets from last Xmas on 'Trick or treat' night.Strangely I do not see the same kids ever again.
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[Louise]

I dont let J trick or treat at all.
There was a party in our block tonight, who were nice enough to send a note through the door - if you wish us not to knock - place the note on the door.
Which is nice concidering living here.
But J enjoyed answering the door and giving sweets (thankfully I was at work
However, I know a friend whos been giving out 'soap sweets' all night long

[Clanger]

I can't hear the front door when I'm in my room with television on.
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[neatbik]

Oh you miserable bastards!

[andy_uk]

We encourage them
It's my daughter's birthday so we usually have a Halloween themed party
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Aprilia Classic 125, GS500E, ER5-A1, ER5-C4, ER6 & an XJ6 project frame...

[The Shaggy D.A.]