Yea, BMW w*****s

[Alex_B]

Just a lil rant and rave here.
Had a great day out today. Me and 'er indoors' out, reasonably early, foggy but nice enough.

Anyways, coming home on the A20 I am at 70 mph, pull out, overtake and stay out in middle until I'm 100 yds or so ahead of the car. I go to pull in to nearside again and check blind spot, indicate and guess what?

A fukin wanker in a black beamer undertaking me, I put my arm out in a WTF motion and he just doesn't stop. He just rides on by at 90 mph.

Anyway. I just call him a wanker (hand signs ) and carry on, forgetting about it.
BUT, I get to the lights at 5 ways and the dick is sitting there in traffic and I am filtering down the center and this fuker will not look at us, I stare at this guy and he will not look at me.
I'm like "Oi, you ever fukin look where your fukin driving???"


OMG, I wanted to swipe his mirror SO MUCH! but I reckon I'm the one that will get busted.


Still, a really nice day out we had.

Sorry for Bad Language and I'm just ranting but really, I want to shoot him
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[Dazbo666]

I'm sure there's cagers like that all over the country. Sometimes surprising that they'll avoid eye contact at all costs when they know they've done wrong lol
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[P.addy]

Good job you wasn't with me.. undertakers get a nice mouthful at the drivers window and if need be I take a mirror as a present to myself for not hitting them

[waffles]

Wait, you found a BMW owner that paid for those optional-extra wing mirrors? Did they have indicators fitted too?
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[pinkyfloyd]

BMW drivers should be shot. I was cut up the other day by a BMW M3 driver. I'm not sure about what part of riding in the middle of the lane means I intend to move into the turn left lane when it arrives in 20 yards but he seemed to think it was acceptable to carve his way in front of me into the lane I was in and then gesticulate as if he thought I was intending to do just that.

Of course a finger and a w@nker sign did express my displeasure at the incident.

Oddly enough at the next set of lights he started checking his eyebrows in the mirror, I on the other hand was debating whether it would be worth the scene created if I was to filter alongside and remove his drivers side wing mirror.

I decided against it in the end.
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[waffles]

[Alex_B]

Yea.

I don't have the bottle with the Mrs to take out a Mirror but I so wanted to do it.

One day, one day I swear I will swipe these feckers and have myself a Mirror for the trophy cabinet
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[TheSmiler]

Stupid coppers are using them unmarked now around where I live feels crazy that they have dropped their intelligence and make stupid mistakes.
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[mysterious_rider]

Failing to see the problem. See plenty of bikes and cars undertaking. Just do a blindspot check and you're good to go.

[Rogerborg]

If you don't want to take the mirror, just open a rear door, make the twunt get out of his cocoon.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

...you waited 100 yards before pulling back in again?
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[Louise]

Had a few encounters with BMW drivers.
Tonight I guess I was lucky I didnt end up on ones bonnet.
Possibly the closest call to being knocked off.
Roundabout, Lane 1 & 2 to carry on to the 2nd exit - Lane 3 to carry on to exit 2 or to carry on to exit 3.
Im in lane 3, behind some car (Who I only just pulled in behind from some lights , which is where I guess my luck came in.
Going around, Beemer darts from Lane 1 to lane 3 to carry onto exit 3 - Cue car in front emergency brake, me emergency brake (Ok poor obs, too close) But the bike skidded to lane 2.
Front end dipped, but some how I kept the bike upright.
If I hadnt of gone behing the car in front I would most likely had an off

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[mike_wall15]

I've had problems with all sorts of drivers, riders, cyclists from a whole range of manufacturers... so let's stop singling out the german manufacturer

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[Alex_B]

[Fumps]

I have seen the rear passenger door thing a few times now done by urban cyclist's in rush hour.......funnily enough always to BMW's & Audi's

It is very funny watching their reaction's

[Rogerborg]

The must have extra for 2012 BMWs will be an automatic closing system for the rear doors, i.e. a £500 bungie cord.
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[mistergixer]

So, let me get this straight:

You're in the wrong lane, impeding the progress of other road users, and they're in the wrong for passing you?


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[Alex_B]

[mistergixer]

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[nickGT]

Was this on the way back into london? If so I know the groove that you speak of. That road is full of muppets. It's nice getting past them as it goes into variable speed limit and tons of lights though

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]