A thing I have learned today

[Ariel Badger]

I strongly believe in continual learning and every day we should learn a new skill or fact. Please post your new knowledge here. Let me start.
Siraj is Punjabi for the sun.
Teaching IT to a student with cerebral palsy is as hard as f**k but made me cry when she thanked me at the end of our lesson.
What have you learned today?
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[MinhDinh]

How to reduce wasting laminate flooring by cutting too much!

How to make someone unhappy, by making another happy, al though this isn't really new!

Ariel, I like you and I don't know why. You're just likeable.
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Hit the G spot.

[Ariel Badger]

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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[Louise]

He is likeable isnt he
Today, may not seem much to most people..
But where I work, I see people failing - end of life stuff.
Someone who, I liked, got on with (altho he was mentally ill) -
Never spoke, just gave signs, nice person - Died on shift.
Without reason/notice.
Today I did learn - Love all around you, regardless of friends, Loved ones, or the people you get to know at work.

[Harold_Shand]

Samuel Pepys had 2 plaster casts made of his face, they have never been discovered and may well be in some ones possesion that know it not.
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BCF's 6th favourite poster 2009-2010

Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[pits]

Never bitch about your car, they can hear

I mentioned earlier my car was being a pain in the arse at the moment with a weird idle problem.
2 minutes later I pull into my street, steering is heavy, weird
Pull onto drive, check steering, look up, steam pissing all out the bonnet, look at temp gauge, still normal, shit turn it off, open bonnet thinking split hose or radiator, no bloody stupid plastic flange on the top hose has assploded.
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Stinkwheel: You have no right to free speech
00:32:08 Blau Zedong: yes, i am a massive CB400 fan and collector
00:33:00 Blau Zedong: the CB400 is my favourite road bike

[woll]

That the snails in my fish tank weren't hiding they'd been eaten by my fish.
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Current Bike- Suzuki DRZ400 SM K6
Previous bikes - Derbi Senda Xtreme50r, Honda CBR 125, Kawasaki ZZR 250, Yamaha DT125R, Suzuki Bandit 600, Gas gas ec 250, Honda CBR600FW
Damaged spleen, damaged kindey, 2 popped lungs, 2 broken ribs, broken face, broken wrist and 5 back fractures... remember kids walls hurt

[Ariel Badger]

[GhostRider]

That soldering to tiny tiny sections on a motherboard is tricky and hurts your back and after 3 hours of pissing around have decided to undo all my work and start afresh on a new one..... I did learn a lot though, next one will be perfect

GhostRider
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[Visitor Q]

Yesterday I found out I could get stoned in the company of a hot woman without spooning at her like a small child...

This is progress
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China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
From September 2014 to January/February 2015 I will not be using any English, nor reading any. As such, I won't be on here. PM at will, but I won't be checking/posting unless in emergencies. Certainly not for the first couple of months. Please berate me savagely if I break that rule...

[raak]

[Visitor Q]

[andyscooter]

yesterday i learned i can sit on and touch the floor on a kawasaki w800

but cant on a gilera nexus 500 scoot
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[The Shaggy D.A.]

I've only been up half an hour so far, so today's lesson has not yet been learned. I'm hoping to get audio to midi conversion up and running in some form though.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[waffles]

Yesterday I learnt that no matter how stressful I think my job is, my coworkers are always there to offer advice and support. I don't feel as alone now.
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Theory test - 19/8/09, CBT - 11/10/09, MOD 1 - 16/8/10, MOD 2 - 27/10/10
Past rides Yamaha XT125X, Triumph TT600, Honda XR250
Current rides Suzuki GSXR 600, Honda MSX125

[Rogerborg]

Today I have learned that Microsoft COM interfaces are the fcukest uppest pieces of over-engineered obfuscated poorly exampled tosh, clearly written by autistic sadists and used and defended by Stockholm Syndromed abuse victims.

And it's not even lunchtime yet!
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[Fisty]

That horse meat is tasty and goat meat tastes like goat smells.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[mistergixer]

That I fucking love the tax office.
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Space Monkey #7
Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
Mistergixer's videos on YouTube

[raak]

[Dr. DaveJPS]

that new boilers are bloody expensive
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"intelligent inattention is preferable to unintelligent tinkering"
www.davejps.com

[mistergixer]

[Raffles]

[andyscooter]

^^^^^^^^ not funny

i have learned today that droitwich(my home town)has decided to get rid of the xmas parade and the fair and the late night opening and turn on the lights without any of that to be a more community friendy place

so instead of the town being busy its going to be empty
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[Clanger]

I have learnt that doing the exercises physio gave me are actually working, and I can now lift my arm much higher than I could this time last week.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind - Dr. Seuss

[snikks]