Tax Rebate - Fuck Yeah!!

[mistergixer]

In this thread I was complaining about being absolutely skint and what with Christmas rapidly approaching I was willing to turn tricks and rent out my lovely sweet bunghole for the delight of the BCF masses.

Well, a letter from the tax office dropped on my door this morning, usually it's nothing but bad news and so I opened it with a certain amount of trepidation.....only to discover it contained a tax rebate to the tune of £1600!



Whilst it's really only my money which is being 'kindly' returned to me by the Government, I consider it free money and frankly it couldn't have come at a better time!

So, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas in the Gixer household is going to be a nice fat one!



Apologies for making a Christmassy thread before November is even done, but I'm an extremely happy chappy and all you haters can go hate - it won't deflate my mood!
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[Visitor Q]

Can I borrow a tenner?
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[mistergixer]

No.

What you can have is a photo of the smiling faces of my wife and children on Christmas day.

Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a fuck-load of celebratory booze and weed that needs purchasing.


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[Tarmacsurfer]

But you do realise that a tenner would be enough for Bonny to found his own nation state when converted to whatever sort of beans it is they use as money wherever he is?

That's very heartless.
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[Visitor Q]

[mistergixer]

Hey, charity begins at home - my home.

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[Visitor Q]

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[The Original Muzza]

I got it last year (about 1700 quiddles, backdated over the previous 2 tax years) and it came just as I was about to run out of money completely a month before my first payday. A couple days later and I would've had to *gulp* ask mummy for some money.

Hope you have big party happy time with the money mate. I owe my previous employers just over 600 quid. I'll pay it when I can be arsed (i.e after xmas), if at all.
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[Pete.]

Nice one MG. Always best when you're not expecting it!
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[mistergixer]

^^ It's generally considered to be bad business practice to turn tricks for free, but I'm in such a good mood that I'll make an exception in this instance.


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[Tenko]

Congrats on getting something back off the leeching bastards.

Having the 'Dong' as currency must make for hilarious times when spending one's wad in the shops...

[andyscooter]

funnily enough my wife has the same letter today she will be getting about the same amount back

mistergixer your not my wife are you
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[MarJay]

Well I got a letter from the HMRC saying that I had two jobs and that I had earned £52k. Consequently I owe them £2.5k. This is incorrect. Put it this way, if I had have earned that much, I'd be happy to give them 2.5k.

However, I did also get a letter from the student loans company saying that they owed me £1500.
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[FerretFing]

I am liking you very much indeed....dear friend....my uncle has just died & left 42 billion trillion squids in his Nigerian bank account BUT oh no!....I cannot get to funds as lots of red tapey stuff is getting in my way.....I need £1600 to realease said funds & I am willing to give you loads & loads of squids if you give me your money.....

I am genuine & not like one these dodgy "brown people" you hear about...

hope to hear from soon dear friend

[mistergixer]

You seem genuine - Do you need my bank account number and sort code?
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[The Artist]

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[swampy]

A story so heatwarming, I will leave my usual pre xmas vitriol to one side.

If only someone could write a story about a windfall from a miserly agent to a man with a large family just before Christmas...

I hope tiny Tim will have some goose this year....
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[MarJay]

Hang on, I think I've found a picture of Mistergixer...?

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[sweetleaf]

Well, my employer could only afford to pay us all half wages last month, and we don't know if we're getting anything this month.

And the bastid tax office writes to tell me I've underpaid and owe them shit loads.

Merry fucking Christmas!

[Hetzer]

[sweetleaf]

[mistergixer]

A few years ago I was working for a small company which had recently landed itself some decent contracts.

Around Christmas time we all got an email saying that there would be no Christmas bonus or annual pay rise.

The director and his wife arrived the next day in shiny new cars, and then announced that they would be off for 3 weeks in January as they were going on a Caribbean cruise.

Strangely, he couldn't quite comprehend why his company had such a massive staff turnover rate.


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Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
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[J0Al1]

Cool

Spot on for timing..

I could do with the odd £500 myself

[J0Al1]