Sunday Caption Competition

Bendy · Mrs Sensible Joined: 10 Jun 2002 Karma :

Don't accept these cheap imitiations. Demand a genuine caption competition from your bulletin board provider. If you spot a fake caption competition, please call the Federation Against Caption Competition Fraud (FACCT) on 0845 2121 666. Thank you.

- Bendy. Supplier of quality caption competitions since 2002.

Git · Brolly Dolly Joined: 17 Dec 2003 Karma :

You slap my arse again boy and i'm going to have you off!

Bendy · Mrs Sensible Joined: 10 Jun 2002 Karma :

Ahem.

awj72 · Trackday Trickster Joined: 09 Apr 2004 Karma :

for the last time, i'm not interested in fookin timeshare!!!!! Laughing

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tgabber · Crazy Courier Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

The hypnotism-on-wheels exercise seemed to be going well...
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Scotty · Scooter Boi Joined: 31 Jul 2002 Karma :

These yellow wheels will not go well on YOUR Bike!!
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dipsy · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Ner Ner Na Ner Ner

My bikes faster than yours

Or

Does my bum look big on this
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Robby · Dirty Old Man Joined: 16 May 2002 Karma :

who you lookin' at, foo'.

Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

G: Hey good lookin Wink

Bod · Traffic Copper Joined: 18 Mar 2004 Karma :

(Don italian accent) have you fart in ma whitbread? No I am tessa sanderson.............I'll get my coat

MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

G does well in the amazing backwards GP, but gets disqualified for looking where he is going.
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Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

cliff · Doctor Sicknote Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Karma :

G thought he was in mario land for a minute, then he realised it wasn't the sun that was chasing him.
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Sweet reggae music.

jay12329 · Dr. Evil Joined: 02 May 2003 Karma :

The star crossed lovers met across a crouded r ... acetrack.
J

steve09 · Scooby Slapper Joined: 25 Jul 2004 Karma :

"good renmbered my "life saver" that twat behind me though isnt renmbering the 5 cars distance."

MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

Oh... where am I?

Damnit, this is almost as bad as where I ended up after my last blackout!
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F; Cheap project: CBR900RR FireBlade
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

Going2fast · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Jun 2004 Karma :

ARGhh

Maybe yellow is faster than blue Sad

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Kickstart · The Oracle Joined: 04 Feb 2002 Karma :

"If I have told you once, I have told you a million times, don't look behind yourself".

All the best

Keith
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malb · Spanner Monkey Joined: 04 Jul 2004 Karma :

*In camp accent* "Ooh look at you thundering along, your like a big yellow blur!"
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<-- I'm taller than Charley Boorman look

JonB · Afraid of Mileage Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

Does my bum look big in this?
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Sparks! · Sir Tart-a-lot Joined: 30 Aug 2003 Karma :

G: <joey> Heyy , how you doinn? </joey>
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skida · Trackday Trickster Joined: 15 Jul 2004 Karma :

Even when racing G remembered the wise words of his instructor: "You can never do too many lifesavers!"
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dibbster · Nearly there... Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Karma :

"Bet you blink first"
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TiN · Pocket Tin Joined: 14 Feb 2002 Karma :

G: "Ah, I was wondering what that 2-stroke buzzing noise was, a giant bee!"

(Only mildly amusing if you were there for BDB 2002... Rolling Eyes

)

G: "Hmm, why hasn't broken down yet?"
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Demonic69 · The Pink Rhino Joined: 31 May 2002 Karma :

G: "Fookinell, I heard you coming"
Or
G: "I'm Sponsored by Orange y'know"
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Back on a Blade. Just feels so right.

Sparks! · Sir Tart-a-lot Joined: 30 Aug 2003 Karma :

Dr Nick, out of interest.. why did you rate my caption as redundant? It's not redundant? Boring or disagree then fine, but redundant Eh?

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