Stuff I've never done

fatpies · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Mar 2011 Karma :

I've never:

Been on an 18-29 holiday.

Been to a big live music event glastonbury etc.

Had sex with more than one other person at the same time.

Did I actually miss anything?

What have you not done and does anybody who actually did it know if I/we missed anything?
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haroman666 · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 Sep 2008 Karma :

G · The Voice of Reason Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :

What about sky div... oh, wait Wink

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Fairies attack · Banned Joined: 21 May 2011 Karma :

Got recoded,
Found something I can't drive/ride,
Got so drunk I can't remember the night before,
Base jumped,
Pulled off a backflip on the board

Marmalade · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Apr 2009 Karma :

Never done the 18-30 thing.

Only been to glastonbury while working 1992/3?. Spent 3 days there mainly breaking into cars after the owners had had their keys (and everything else) stolen from their tents

the track day thing would be fun but a lot of money I could do much more with.

Done lots of riding through foreign lands but would love to do non euro overland distances.

A month off to ride around all the euro countries would be something i'd look forward to. hopefully i'll get round to doing it before it's too late
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For 100 pound I could arrange a night in with 5 absolute hotties... Thinking

The threesome was crap, but the idea of paid (therefore they'z there for me) masses is vaguely amusing....

No urge to go to glasto etc. Sounds like a very expensive way to hear heavily distorted music by bands I don't know/like, whilst paying over the odds for stuff and dealing with lots of dicks with dreadlocks. Total victim of its success. May go to a South African trance party next time I'm there.

Things I haven't done;

Had a kid and raised the little bastard, sacrificing my life in the bargain. Missing much? Really? Honestly?

Taken mescaline/peyote. Yet.

Owned anything top of the range. Still rocking a ps2 ffs, and many have witnessed the oldschool cool of the CBR.

Built anything. I fix shit loads of stuff, but I've never built anything from scratch really. Not off my own back anyway.

Owned a lathe. I'd imagine pretending I had things I needed to lathe would help.

Things you should do, that are actually worth while;

Learn another language. Or rather, use another language. It's quite interesting mentally to change the inner monologue lol.

Go diving. In a warm place. With clear water. And big/pretty things. Seriously, diving the UK is shite.

Work/live abroad somewhere. Anywhere. 2 month minimum. You can start to break the conditioning of 'normal' from the UK then. It's possibly a one-way street though. The UK doesn't compare favourably with most places.
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JP7 · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Dec 2008 Karma :

Things I've never done...

A bungee jump...

A skydive...

A trackday...

Invented anything...

Bought a brand new bike or car... (not that I will, what a waste of money...)

Owned a dog...

Climbed a mountain...

Been in a fighter jet.

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mistergixer · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Karma :

Intravenous drug use or bumming monkeys.

That way is the way of teh bad Aids.
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Dazbo666 · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Karma :

Track day (pref on a bike)

Scuba diving (in warm waters)

Bungee jump and/or skydive

Completely strip & rebuild a bike
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Tenko · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 09 Jul 2011 Karma :

Never been to Glastonbury and don't really want ot go now - too old plus I'd probably lose the kids...

Track days, bungee jumps etc are all worth doing. I'd suggest Cadwell and the bridge at Victoria Falls for max. kicks. Both have scared/exhilarated me in equal measure!!!

Owning a dog is fun if you have a lifestyle that requires you to be at home a lot - they don't answer back unlike the rest of the family.

Shagging monkeys and wanking in public I've yet to try. May never get round to it though as I'm allergic to lots of animals and its cold up north....

I'd like to cross the Andees by frog....

Hetzer · Super Spammer Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Karma :

Glastonbury has been a load of fake commercialised wank from the day they fenced it.
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I need them to pay for me in my old age - plus if they think there's an inheritance in it for them they might choose me a nicer home...

The Artist · Super Spammer Joined: 06 Jan 2008 Karma :

I have never shagged a goat whilst giving a reach around to a Filipino transvestite.

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J0Al1 · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Karma :

Never..

Scuba-dived - don't want too
Three-some - don't want too
18 - 30's - Got a kid, would rather take him somewhere else.
Glastonbury - I'd like too, but it is too expensive and tricky with a young kid

I'd like too....

Waterski
Glide
Hot Air balloon ride with champagne.
Co-Pilot a Chopper

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Louise · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 May 2006 Karma :

Things I havnt done - But would like to do but havent (Concidering I do have a slight fear for heights)

Bungee (Was due to do a 'lovers' bungee but she pulled out thinking Id cut her cord Shocked

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Skydive
This Superman Cape thing that people bang on about.
18-30's Holiday(bit past that now tho)
Trackday
Knee down
Travel to Space
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oldpink · World Chat Champion Joined: 02 Aug 2006 Karma :

only 2 must do before I die tick boxes to go

Base jump (already looking at doing one in the future)
go into space (if I become a millionare)

apart from that did most of the others Bungee skydive fast bikes motox absailing travel
tried a lot of drugs worked with / in bands all in all can't complain and had a lot of fun so far
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