One man and his revenge!

[nickGT]

A friend sent this to me this morning, apologies if it's old. It seems like all of the 'new' stuff I find on the internet is not exactly 'new' and closer to 5 years old.

https://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/830/1yqns.jpg/

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

[Nick__C]

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[Carl_steveo]

In my opinion he's a shit tattoo artist!!!



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[anthony_r6]

What a load of cra..

Yeah, I'll get my coat too...
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[DEN MONKEY]

to be honest I think his work stinks


and ditto to above
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[The999Kid]

i guess she didnt have this in mind when she asked the artist to "draw some shit on my back"

someone pass the armani jacket... 3rd from the right...thanks
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[blade023]

omg, can we all please just stop with the crap jokes? Shit is driving me crazy!

(That new leather jacket is mine, the red/white one.. ta)
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[Berk]

These jokes got old after the turd one.


(Mine's the tatty black leather one.)

[moncada]

she is lucky he didnt give two shits about her




(mines the one with the long sleeves that tie at the back)

[delsol]

Love the replies, but suspect some of you are being fæcesious.

Mine is the red anorak.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Looks like that was a long job.


I didn't bring a jacket, but the leopard skin umbrella's mine.
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[Fisty]

He is a poor tattoo artist, look it's all sloppy round the edges.

Mines the PVC gimpsuit.......
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[mistergixer]

I think the tattoo looks great. In terms of artistic quality, there's certainly no flies on him.

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[Redoko]

Guys.



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