Women

[Skudd]

I was walking around town the other day doing my Xmas shopping and notice the women.

My god have some of them let themselves go. Make an effort will you. I don't want to go shopping and look a drab women. Put a bit of slap on and some nice clobber. I work long hours and I don't want to see these girls and women who don't give a toss what they wear when out shopping.

That is all have to say on the matter.
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[Dragonfly]

Fair enough. I look like shit around the house not having time for me but I do scrub up when I go out.
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[Suntan Sid]

Women, can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.
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[Im-a-Ridah]

I'd settle for people not going so damn slowly

[Frost]

You wouldn't have to look at their ugly faces if they didn't attract your attention with their screeching and just shut the fuck up and got the fuck out of the fucking way.

Large crowds and shopping stress me out a little bit

[G]

Pah; too many women out with too much slap.

You're shopping, not trying to win a face paint contest!

I much prefer a woman that doesn't feel she has to cover her self in a mask to perform normal daily activities.
Of course I also want her to look 'naturally pretty', which perhaps explains some things.

[Rogerborg]

My wife says she'd get her shopping done a lot quicker if she didn't have to keep crossing the street to avoid the fat ugly old men who keep staring at her while ranting to themselves and fiddling with their mobile phones.

She goes on to say
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[hellkat]

..... the alternative...

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[Skudd]

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[Marcg868]

Shoot them, shoot them all. I get more sense out of my motorbike than any woman.
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[Wave2k]

I wouldnt go near a shop this time of year, women go literately mental.

hence the 'let themselves go look'
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[Louise]

I tend to make a bit of effort if im going into town, If I cant be bothered with my hair, beanie it is. Its not hard.
I dont use 'slap' tho -

[haroman666]

There's something I enjoy about seeing a chick be a little more carefree... My ex for instance I used to love it when we'd laze on the Sofa in trackies and a hoody and literally not give a shit that we both stink. And even going out to the shops, I used to say: Who are you trying to impress? You may make someone's day a little better but what do you care?
On the flipside, seeing her dressed up for a night out made me want to skip the going out bit and hit the bedroom straight away.
Let the fuckers do what they want. I get slightly more excited seeing a nice bike/car out in town than I do a nice ass these days...
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[Dragonfly]

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[herulach]

Go to liverpool on a saturday aft. I bet you lose count of the number of women out in curlers, pyjamas & cheap ugg ripoffs that are worn out on one side. At least they usually have a full face of makeup on (admittedly enough for them and their 10 mates)
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[thegubner]

Real men don't notice what they look like, we respond to the best smelling biff.

[woll]

Can't comment... can't remember the last time i went shopping
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[Clanger]

[woll]

[Skudd]

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[Dragonfly]

Humm men with make up, not good either. They even had a bit on the show this morning showing what fake tan and man liner the guy had on Mr Dragonfly wasnt impressed at all muttering words I cant repeat here.
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