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PostPosted: 12:42 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Christanity - a topical subject Reply with quote

I apologise in advance if I upset anybody here - I don't intend to but hey ho...

My daughter sings in the school choir. They were on at the local church last night (C of E with a vicar who thinks he's down wit'da kids...) so I went along. It was a full candle-lit carol service with men in frocks and everything to celebrate 400 years of the King James Bible. I'm not a religious chap, but family duties and all that...

I sat and listened to alternate hymn/reading/carol for two hours. The theme was the nativity and how people's views about it had evolved throughout time as written in various versions of the bible.

I thought the spectacle, singing, acoustics etc were wonderful, but the religious element left me feeling very odd indeed. I don't want to knock anybody's beliefs as each to their own, but the story being told sounded too unlikely to be historical fact. I found myself surrounded by 250 otherwise rational people who believe that a girl was impregnated by an angel. I couldn't understand the astrophysics bit about a star hanging above a stable either.

I'm agnostic in that I'm sure there are things out there that we will never understand, but surely the fairytale being spun by this vicar and believed by billions to be fact can't be right.

Thoughts?
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PostPosted: 12:51 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

IMO it's all about money and power, there is no god.
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Re: Christanity - a topical subject Reply with quote

IainC wrote:
Thoughts?


Its taken this long for you to work that out ?

Of course its a load of old bollocks, and I'm not particularly bothered by offending people who hold that view.

Its all story telling. In the olden times it was a means of control over a populace and people were used to fantastical stories of dragons, elves and whatnot, so bought into the whole idea.

Now its a crutch for people without the brains to think for themselves.

I think that 'Christian' values are somewhat inbuilt into the human psyche by genetics. For example, don't kill, don't steal and being nice to each other are standards that will ensure that the human race prospers. Its a shame that some people cant accept this without having the threat of eternal damnation hanging over their heads.

Just think, there are around 10 or so 'major' religions. Each with there own belief system and method of control.. They can't all be right, so no matter what you believe 9 out of 10 people are going to hell (or your religions equivalent).


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PostPosted: 13:03 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

The fairtytale elements keep the kids distracted long enough for the priests to touch them up.

Thats really all there is to it.

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PostPosted: 13:04 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

some people feel the need to believe in a higher power that controls there destiny
churches use this to control people and force there belief's onto the poor weak minded people that believe them

like contraception the world is full of people that can't feed there family's already
and the church tells them its a sin to use contraception so they end up with more kids
that they can't feed

as to the Bollox that is Xmas and the basis for a religion (Christian)
anyone that believes that in this modern day and age
should see a shrink

oh the star in the story is believed to be a comet, some say its Halley's comet
if they had the dates wrong for the time of the story (which is highly probable)
Halley's was in the sky in the right place in December some years before

personally I don't need any belief's I detest religion with a vengeance
I blame it for about 90% of what's wrong with the world today
and how dare Cameron and his cronies try to force there Christian values on me

I actually had a debate with a minister where I used science to disprove just about every part of the bible
if you believe in evolution then you cannot believe in the bible
as its theme is god creating man when we know we evolved from apes
so the whole premise is flawed right from the start

may be a nice story (the bible) but not something you should base your life and belief's on
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PostPosted: 13:04 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are some people out there who believe a TDM900 is one of the best bikes ever made. Some people even believe that cold porridge is far nicer than hot.

Just because I like odd things doesn't make me an arsehole, the fact I'm an arsehole makes me an arsehole.

If it isn't harming you live and let live I say.
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PostPosted: 13:07 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unfortunately religion is harmful. To billions.
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PostPosted: 13:10 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

chris-red wrote:


If it isn't harming you live and let live I say.


it harms / effects us all in one way or another
look at the security and other BS we have to put up with due to so called terrorism
all in the name of religion
your paying for wars against terror (religion) every week from your tax bill
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PostPosted: 13:11 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a crutch for weak minds who feel they need to be told how to behave and can't cope with the idea that there isn't some higher purpose behind their existance.

There is also a large element of brainwashing and indoctrination They do like to get in there with the kiddies. Kiddies tend to believe what adults tell them. It's just wether they grow to question it or not.

I am occasionally forced to go to church and it's all I can do not to laugh out loud when, as you say, otherwise perfectly rational people carry themselves on like that.

It was even when I went to go and see the minister with Mrs. stinkwheel before our marriage (Mrs. stinkwheel does the whole church thing but I don't hold it against her). I was treated to a whole stern lecture about how I was making a promise before GOD and how that was a very serious thing with dire consequences if I were to break it. I buttoned my lip and didn't get into the whole non-interventionalist vs interventionalist argument* but he obviously believed this. I also kept my personal oppinion that a promise given and kept under threat of damnation is worthless to myself on that occasion.

I did also take the oppertunity to make and give my own vows to Mrs stinkwheel a couple of days later, freely given, in front of witnesses and without threat of damnation.

*ie. If god is prepared to punish me if I break my wedding vows, then that means he could also intervene with other aspects of our lives. That being the case, the fact that he doesn't intervene to prevent an innocent baby being starved to death by its crack-addict mother means that even if I did believe in a god, I would be incapable of giving he/she/it anything short of contempt.

If god is not prepared to punish me, it was an empty threat from a powerless mouthpiece of an abstract notion and he can go and do one.
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PostPosted: 13:12 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

oldpink wrote:
chris-red wrote:


If it isn't harming you live and let live I say.


it harms / effects us all in one way or another
look at the security and other BS we have to put up with due to so called terrorism
all in the name of religion
your paying for wars against terror (religion) every week from your tax bill


Yes and that is the fault of your local Vicar or his parishioners.
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PostPosted: 13:16 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:


If god is not prepared to punish me, it was an empty threat from a powerless mouthpiece of an abstract notion and he can go and do one.


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PostPosted: 13:25 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

oldpink wrote:
if you believe in evolution then you cannot believe in the bible
as its theme is god creating man when we know we evolved from apes

But, but, but if we evolved from apes, like, how come apes still exist? Did some of them forget to evolve Wink
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PostPosted: 13:30 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raffles wrote:
But, but, but if we evolved from apes, like, how come apes still exist? Did some of them forget to evolve Wink


Nah we left them behind to bury the dinosaur bones Wink
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PostPosted: 13:38 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right you lot i'm the leader of this tribe and i want all the food money and women that belong to the tribe over that hill. Go get them.
What do you mean "No they've done nothing to you, why should you get killed to bring me what i want?"
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Right, there is an invisible man in the sky who we love and loves us back. But they hate him an he hates them. If you go murder them the invisible man will be on your side and will help you out. If you die trying then he will send you to some invisible paradise. Go get them.


That's how i figure religion was born.
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PostPosted: 13:41 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Mrs. stinkwheel does the whole church thing but I don't hold it against her.


Just interested in this, please don't take offence or tell me to fook off if you like, but how can you endure that? Does she believe in her Christian teachings? I'm rather suprised that you could set that aside - I mean I'm sure she is delightful in many other ways, but the belief in religion would be a fundamental deal breaker for me. I know everyone is different - but you're so rational! Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:42 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

roger waters said it best "What God wants God Gets"
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PostPosted: 13:46 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raffles wrote:
But, but, but if we evolved from apes, like, how come apes still exist? Did some of them forget to evolve Wink


Whilst that was obviously a joke Smile , to dispel any confusion...

It is common ancestry, we did not evolve from current ape species (i.e. chimpanzees). Humans and chimpanzees once were the same ape species that was neither chimp nor human, this species split and two or more evolutionary branches formed, one would lead to chimps, one to humans. The apes have evolved since our last common ancestor, just evolved differently to us. Trace it back far enough and we have common ancestry with everything.




As for the OP. I think initially it was used as a way of explaining the massively complex things seen in every day life. Thunder, rain,,s now and sunshine came from the skys, the seasons changed, there are stars and planets, people make more people, loved ones die, plants seem to grow out of nothing etc etc.

This eventually became distorted and used as a means of control and a means of self promotion. Organised religion is all about controlling the actions of the masses to benefit the few at the top. In most countries it is still rather effective. As for why people follow organised religion; indoctrination from a young age, fear of our existence being pointless, fear of being eternally damned, never questioned it or don't know enough about the alternative explanations.

My opinion is that we are pointless blobs of carbon, we have morals and emotions as it fulfils an evolutionary benefit. Religions are the metastatic cancers of society.
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PostPosted: 13:47 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

GhostRider wrote:
The fairtytale elements keep the kids distracted long enough for the priests angels to touch them up.

EFA. 'Virgin birth', you say?
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PostPosted: 14:55 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Re: Christanity - a topical subject Reply with quote

IainC wrote:
the story being told sounded too unlikely to be historical fact. I found myself surrounded by 250 otherwise rational people who believe that a girl was impregnated by an angel. I couldn't understand the astrophysics bit about a star hanging above a stable either.


You're kind of missing the whole idea here. God is all-powerful, and can't be understood. He doesn't care for the rules of likelihood, estimates over over the astronomy of 2000 years ago, or astrophysics.

Wouldn't be much of a religion if it was just a story of a totally normally guy being born normally, living his life getting on with people but not performing any miracles, then dieing of old age having irritated the ruling religious elite, but stopped short of saying he was the son of God and king of the jews.

That would be closer to the life of Brian.
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PostPosted: 15:08 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 15:13 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its interesting that nobody here wants to defend religion. Can I take it by that, that you lot are a godless bunch, doomed to the fires of hell and to be eternally buggered by little red men with pervert beards?

Don't get me wrong, I worked out the great con that is organised religion very early on. As a kid I lived on an army base in Germany and had to go to church once a week. Half the Regiment were on tour in NI at any one time and every month or so the 'bish' would announce a death. What got me is that he would then ask everybody to praise god and sing 'Onward Christain Soldiers'. It was all very moving but at the age of 5 I could see the hypocracy... We'd then be forced to go to Sunday School where a crusty, bad tempered old woman would make us read passages from 'modern' bibles, and if we got it wrong or questioned it we'd get a clip around the ear and no crisps...

My confusion is why otherwise rational people believe the stories in the bible when common sense tells us they can't be true. I have no problem with people believing in a higher power of some kind (who amongst us is arrogant enough to think they know everything about the universe?), what bugs me is the way organised religion uses fairytales to justify its existance!!!!
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PostPosted: 15:21 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Correct me if I'm wrong but it would appear that some people seem to be suggesting that Jesus was not The Messiah.
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PostPosted: 15:52 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 15:53 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

All religions, ever:

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PostPosted: 15:55 - 20 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raffles wrote:
Correct me if I'm wrong but it would appear that some people seem to be suggesting that Jesus was not The Messiah.


Hes not the messiah he's a very naughty boy
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