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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 23 Dec 2011    Post subject: Got the shit beaten out of me last night.. Reply with quote
Jaw hurts.. hurts to eat.. (munching on a flapjack right now.. Crying or Very sad )

2 black eyes.. cut cheek.. feel broken.

Going for a ride now to try and feel better.. but my arse hurts from falling to the ground.. Laughing
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Minty
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PostPosted: 11:39 - 23 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Happened to me once. I won't be overcooking her eggs again in a hurry.
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PostPosted: 12:20 - 23 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Poor attempt. Warped's story would have been far better with trannies, Estonians and police armed response units galore Wink
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PostPosted: 12:27 - 23 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Happens to me every day if I am cheery near the missus pre coffee before 6am....
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PostPosted: 12:30 - 23 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Did you see your attacker?

Was it this man?
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Suntan Sid
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PostPosted: 12:51 - 23 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
So, pray tell Herr Hitler, why, precisely, did you get seven bells knocked out of you last night.

I'm probably going to regret this. Rolling Eyes
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Tarmacsurfer
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 23 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
You're able to type and feeling well enough to type about it, you were in a minor scuffle at most.

Honestly, kids these days. Most of you wouldn't know the difference between a beating and a pillow fight Laughing
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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 13:47 - 23 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tarmacsurfer wrote:
You're able to type and feeling well enough to type about it, you were in a minor scuffle at most.

Honestly, kids these days. Most of you wouldn't know the difference between a beating and a pillow fight Laughing


Fair comment Laughing .

Helped out a friend who was being a bit rowdy, ended up the guy coming up to me and me pushing him back. I was !fucked! so i knew i wouldn't be able to fight, but i gave it my best as all attempts to calm it had failed.

So i put my fists up, feeling a bit cocky as i was drunk and have been doing some MMA this year. He was backing off a fair bit.. smacked me 3 times in the face, next thing i know im awake again on the floor.

Apparantley he kicked me in the face, and because we were having a pretty funny duel the other guys (2 of my mates and the other guys mate) just stood and watched.

Not going to lie, it was pretty fun. Dont agree with getting my head kicked by the twat when i went down, thought that was pretty low. Oh well. Thats when my mates came in. Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:27 - 23 Dec 2011    Post subject: Re: Got the shit beaten out of me last night.. Reply with quote
Eddie Hitler wrote:
2 black eyes.. cut cheek.. feel broken.


Your camera got smashed as well?
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