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Jesus Christ
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 25 Dec 2011    Post subject: Miserable cunts Reply with quote

Not even a fucking "happy birthday son of God and savour of us all" twats.
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PostPosted: 22:50 - 25 Dec 2011    Post subject: Re: Miserable cunts Reply with quote

Laughing

Will some of my biscuit tin selection soothe your suffering?
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 25 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blessed be those who give biscuits!
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PostPosted: 23:00 - 25 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about a Brazil nut, a walnut and a satsuma?
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 25 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

But how will you hold stuff with your holy/holey hands?
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PostPosted: 23:14 - 25 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

m0l0t0v wrote:
holy/holey hands


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PostPosted: 23:14 - 25 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I tend to move in a mysterious way.
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PostPosted: 23:41 - 25 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rumours of my homophobia are far from the truth, I hung about with the boys, lived with my mom into my thirties and never married Embarassed
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PostPosted: 23:43 - 25 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 23:52 - 25 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jesus Christ wrote:
Rumours of my homophobia are far from the truth, I hung about with the boys, lived with my mom into my thirties and never married Embarassed


OMG it's Skudd ,,, Idea Shocked
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PostPosted: 00:22 - 26 Dec 2011    Post subject: Re: Miserable cunts Reply with quote

Jesus Christ wrote:
Not even a fucking "happy birthday son of God and savour of us all" twats.


I love the scene in Full Metal Jacket where the whole platoon is singing "Happy Birthday" and just when you think they are singing to someone in the army, but then they sing '... to Jesus' and you realise that it is Christmas Day. Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:35 - 26 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have two great songs about you... enjoy...

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PostPosted: 09:48 - 26 Dec 2011    Post subject: Re: Miserable cunts Reply with quote

Jesus Christ wrote:
Not even a fucking "happy birthday son of God and savour of us all" twats.


How dare you come here spreading your own drivvel to us..

Go find some other forum to post on..... Try a nice muslim one.... Karma

Do you not know we preach our own religion.....


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PostPosted: 10:02 - 26 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excuse me...but if you'd done a search, you WOULD have found such a thread you miserable blind faggot. Rolling Eyes

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=235845
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PostPosted: 11:26 - 26 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

covdude wrote:
Jesus Christ wrote:
Rumours of my homophobia are far from the truth, I hung about with the boys, lived with my mom into my thirties and never married Embarassed


OMG it's Skudd ,,, Idea Shocked


Own house a 21yr, married at 22yr, kid at 27yrs and a second at 30yr. I must be gay. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 13:38 - 27 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

leonski wrote:
posted a picture of a dogs arse!


Evil or Very Mad You are as nasty boy Mr Leonski Shocked , I must of looked at that for about twenty seconds before realising what I was looking at Embarassed Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 14:08 - 27 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Own house a 21yr, married at 22yr, kid at 27yrs and a second at 30yr. I must be gay. Rolling Eyes

Michael Barrymore and Elton John have both been married and owned their own houses.
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PostPosted: 14:12 - 27 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clanger wrote:
Excuse me...but if you'd done a search, you WOULD have found such a thread you miserable blind faggot. Rolling Eyes

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=235845


Yeah, and plus ...

https://www.bikersweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=25778

Omniscient, my arse.
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PostPosted: 14:59 - 27 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll bring a bottle of Evian round and we'll get slaughtered.
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PostPosted: 15:04 - 27 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dont think any of the stories surrounding jesus hold water any more than he walked on it.
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PostPosted: 15:39 - 27 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blurredman wrote:


That's really disturbing.
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PostPosted: 17:26 - 27 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raffles wrote:
Skudd wrote:
Own house a 21yr, married at 22yr, kid at 27yrs and a second at 30yr. I must be gay. Rolling Eyes

Michael Barrymore and Elton John have both been married and owned their own houses.


But I haven't got a swimming pool
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PostPosted: 17:46 - 27 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raffles wrote:
Skudd wrote:
Own house a 21yr, married at 22yr, kid at 27yrs and a second at 30yr. I must be gay. Rolling Eyes

Michael Barrymore and Elton John have both been married and owned their own houses.


Does barrymore still do panto?

I hear he was quite good at doing Aladdin
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PostPosted: 18:41 - 27 Dec 2011    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Clanger wrote:
Excuse me...but if you'd done a search, you WOULD have found such a thread you miserable blind faggot. Rolling Eyes

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=235845


Yeah, and plus ...

https://www.bikersweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=25778

Omniscient, my arse.


clicked that and got excited

first post avatar Embarassed
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PostPosted: 20:47 - 27 Dec 2011    Post subject: Re: Miserable cunts Reply with quote

Jesus Christ wrote:
Not even a fucking "happy birthday son of God and savour of us all" twats.


Don't worry, we'll have a whip round and get you a new shroud for Easter. Thumbs Up

The old one's looking a bit worse for wear. Them stains will never come out.

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