Be Stephen Hawkings Roadie!

[fatpies]

https://www.hawking.org.uk/index.php/component/content/article/96

TBH I wouldn't mind this job. Except my skill in fixing things are limited to hitting it. If that doesn't work find a bigger hammer.
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[Walloper]

I guess in that job you would get a lot of space.


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[Dazbo666]

I'd have been ideal for that job ... if it wasn't for my almost complete lack of technical knowledge... and morbid fear of public speaking...

Other than that, I'm your man LOL
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[Im-a-Ridah]

Poor pay for the work involved.

[Skudd]

Push him down the stairs
Change his voice to a Smurf
He is one big shagger so might get his sloppy seconds
Put a water-mill under his chin and power his chair with the dribble
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[andyscooter]

im at least qualifyed to fix his chair


job share anyone
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[hellkat]

[WildGoose]

Seems ridiculously underpaid for what is involved.

A good PA for a top manager in a large company could probably expect to earn double that, just by sitting at a desk.

Somebody will be exploited purely because of being able to put it on your CV. Which I think is a bit of a shame.

A cousin of mine took his PhD under Hawking, and as a mentor the communication issue made for a difficult experience (he doesn't communicate through the voice box thing that everyone imagines for everyday things, it's all text on a screen, controlled very slowly by the movement of his eyebrow or something), though I don't imagine he would have swapped it for anything.
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So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976

[Walloper]