I brought the thing I bought

[stinkwheel]

Something I've been seeing a lot of recently is people typing "brought" where the context would call for the word "bought". As in they are describing something they purchased, not something they took with them.

I can't see how it could be a typo on either QWERTY or DVORAK keyboard layout.

This leads me to conclude that either:

a) They think they have typed the correct word.

OR

b) I've missed some sort of internet meme and it's a bit like the whole teh thing.

So. Illiterate fuckwits or stinkwheel falling behind on his grasp of youth culture?
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[CaNsA]

Have you arks google?

[st3v3]

They're just thick shits.

Ignore teh posts.
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[fatpies]

Heh what about paid and payed?

This causes minor chagrin.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=payed

[stinkwheel]

[CaNsA]

u haz to uz de corekt spelengs innit bruv

[Ariel Badger]

Blaym the teechis.
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[Visitor Q]

More importantly, who would win out of a bareknuckle fight between Kickstart and a Koala doped with ketamine?
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[fatpies]

[pits]

cause their are fail with they're spelling, not to hard really I'm think every won can do it properly if they try, like switching a lite on and of, like knight and day
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[hmmmnz]

its a really common mistake that us kiwi's tend to make, and it infuriates my scottish mrs (shes a school teacher)
but you guys have a couple,
my most hated one is slippy instead of slippery
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[Frost]

Nothing should not be pronounced nothink. It should certainly not be pronounced noffink. The number 3 should be said as three not free, and never fwee.

I thought I fought three forts.
Ah fort ah fort fwee forts.

lose and loose is another one. You chain looks lose mate.
of and off. I brought it of the internet.

etc
Lack of full stops is probably the worst one though, if i see a 4 line post without a full stop or capitol letter to indicate when i new sentence starts i find it impossible to know what they fuck they're on about!

[Marmalade]

nothink really boils my piss more than this.

It's a bit dramatic but it would seem this country is turning into being filled with lazy thick twats..








and a fuck load of foreigners who are willing to work.
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[D O G]

There is a guy who works in my office, in a reasonably senior role, who actually SAYS 'brought' instead of 'bought'. I thought I was hearing things the first time it happened, but there have been several subsequent occassions confirming his fucktardery.

[fatpies]

[Ichy]

There is little hope when those that complain are unaware of their own failings.

[Bendy]

[Rogerborg]

Can someone borrow me alot of grammar?

Sadly, when I see "lose" spelled correctly on the intardtubes, I do a double take because it's starting to look wrong.
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[MarkJ]

People using 'brought' instead of 'bought' is just rediculous.

[Beelzebob]

I'm so glad it's not just me.
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[JP7]

Their, there and they're is my bugbear. So many get those the wrong way round.

[Marmalade]

[scorps]

I am prone to being a bit lazy on forums, in real life though I proof read everything before passing information on. I hate with a passion, the letter H being pronounced haitch and not aitch, of instead of have, borrow instead of lend and so on. I do not understand why people don't read books or take an interest in world affairs.

I am not ashamed to admit that I am glad that I took my education seriously.

This thread made me chuckle. I am obviously not the only grumpy sod unable to tolerate illiterate idiots.
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[Capt Castle]

It's a lot (alot, allot) that gets to me. It's two seperate words! Grrrr
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