random pissing poll for the guys

[hmmmnz]

ok the question is
when you take a piss (standing up) do you hold your winky with your right or left hand,
and how does this corrispond with your usualy dexteriority (eg are you left or right handed)


if you are ambi-dextorious then select the option that is closest
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[-LG-]

I'm left handed and use my right hand to hold it.

I only use my left hand for writing though, everything else is with my right.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

I'm ambidextrous. I have to use both hands.
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[Benson_JV]

Where's the option for no hands?
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[Im-a-Ridah]

I need to use both hands, my e-penis is extremely long and girthy

[angryjonny]

I use my left hand for my left winkie and my right hand for my right one. To be frank it's a no-brainer. I'm surprised anyone does it differently.

[JonB]

Genuinely use both hands!
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[calyx]

Either both hands or no hands. Usually no hands. I just support it with my boxers. Then shake the thing (cobra* in this case) with both hands.

*My cock is so big I had to get myself a scooter to justify the issue.
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[The999Kid]

right handed and at 5' 8" i just stand in front of the bowl and rest the tip on the inside of the rim
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[JonB]

[Visitor Q]

I genuinely never hold my cock. Just flap the balls out and rest it on top of that. I'm a round-head, not a cavalier.

And, having grown up in Stevenage, that allows me to press against the wall in front of me with my left hand to protect myself from knocking myself out on the tiles if some cunt hits me in the back of the head.
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[Visitor Q]

Ah, I do do a post piss jiggle between index and middle fingers of my right hand I suppose... so voted right & right.

You happy right? You happy?!?!?!
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[Frost]

I too am a no hander, works just fine

[woll]

Right handed, had to learn to use my left after fooking my wrist lol
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[Fisty]

I untuck it from my sock and let it hang out of the leg of my jeans.
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[Fisty]

Why do I get the feeling the title of this will change to something liike "which hand do you use to finger your butthole with?"
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
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[Ariel Badger]

Sit down due to piercing causing watering can effect.
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[AngelGrinder]

[L4Isoside]

I had to go take a piss to remember .

Left handed and I use my left hand to hold it .

[Stalk]

I sit down because I am lazy and it stops the floor smelling of piss

[hadden]

did anyone else have to actually stand up in and get your cock out to check??i did..the missus is still giving me dodgy looks!
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[Skudd]

My man servant holds it for me and the maid dabs it dry.
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[Suntan Sid]

WTF do you want to know for?
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[hellkat]

I love it how there are more than 20 responses before anybody even thinks to ask that.


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