Bloody cats!

[alextg]

Fresh oil change, full tank of petrol, all suited up and ready to go out for a little ride in the last couple hours of daylight, I wheel my bike out, about to go back and pick my gloves up of the side.

Just as i make my first step back I step in possibly the largest pile of cat shit I have ever seen, hidden by some foliage. It completely obliterates under my boot and smears over my leathers.

Watching the sun fade away as I'm cleaning cat shit off my leathers and boots.

How was everyone else's day?

[mjn51]

how do you know it was cat and not fox ?

[alextg]

It could have been, but we rarely get foxes in our area. I also have 2 cats as well as 2 others who often sneak into our garden and shit everywhere, this one was well hidden though. Sneaky bastards.

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[Nick__C]

I lol'd
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[Chris750]

Cats don't usually shit in their own garden and they usually stop other cats from shitting in your garden to.

I used to always have to get cat shit off my front garden before I cut the grass but since I got a cat it all stopped.

Maybe you need to get some better cats
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[pepperami]

Little fluffy tiddles revenge for all your cat-hatered
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[dodgydog]

I have no cats in my garden.
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[Pol Anorl]

Just run over ever cat you see, that way it will eliminate the chance of cat shit on your drive.
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[Skudd]

I haven't had a shit in over 40 hours.
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[EXC-Rider]

i hate getting it on my tyres, especially the back one. I have to hose it off i get to paranoid that its going to flick up my back :/
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[Wave2k]

Foxes are marksmen when it comes to shitting, for some reason they always crap massive loads on something tiny like a fag packet or receipt on the floor.

Its like crack concain to dogs aswell, they always roll in it.
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[Shaane]

My cat sleeps on the tank of my 636 but shits next to my G2 every now and again. I'm guessing he tries to tell me something. G2 is now for sale xD
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