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Rogerborg
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PostPosted: 11:53 - 27 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Warped @ 01:51 wrote:
Was you looking at my vast collection of birds who are all totally real and gagging for it and not just figments of my lonely late-night imagination?


You really should learn to turn off your computer and phone about 11pm and not switch them back on again until you're sober.

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PostPosted: 12:58 - 27 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fairies attack wrote:
lok forward to your questions.

How many English words can you think of that have a double-i in them? Like "skiing" for example.
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PostPosted: 13:03 - 27 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fairies attack wrote:
Toodles, lok forward to your questions.

If I'm sat in a small boat in a small pond and I'm holding a big boulder and I throw the boulder overboard does the water level in the pond:
(1) Go up
(2) Go down
(3) Stay the same
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ThoughtContro...
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PostPosted: 13:12 - 27 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fairies attack wrote:
And as for my Quals, I have my certs.


I have no doubt your certified.
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PostPosted: 13:54 - 27 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
ThoughtControl wrote:
Fairies attack wrote:
And as for my Quals, I have my certs.


I have no doubt your certified.


Clinically insane?

Massive Homo?

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MattJ
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PostPosted: 14:12 - 27 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've just found warped's certificate:

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PostPosted: 14:51 - 27 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fairies attack wrote:
lok forward to your questions.

If the word ''flammable'' means that something readily burns then what does the word ''inflammable'' mean?
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PostPosted: 17:12 - 27 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is one punch in the throat worth two in the hand?

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PostPosted: 17:50 - 27 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
How much wood could a woodpecker peck, if he was hanging inverted by one foot from 300m electricity pylon whilst performing neuromicrosurgery with nothing but an arc welder and an I.O.U. for a 125cc engine?
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PostPosted: 18:09 - 27 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
How much wood could a woodpecker peck, if he was hanging inverted by one foot from 300m electricity pylon whilst performing neuromicrosurgery with nothing but an arc welder and an I.O.U. for a 125cc engine?


About 4 thou.
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PostPosted: 18:10 - 27 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
How much bleach is it possible to ingest without suffering tracheal burns ?

1) More than a pint
2 ) More than a teaspoon.

If you tell people you have an 11" cock does this make you

1) A fabricator
2) A delusional twat
3) Someone who actually believes that people in the big wide world are as naive as you ?
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PostPosted: 18:47 - 27 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fairies attack wrote:
Given up even beggining to raise to you lots little comments.

If you have any problems feel free to PM me.

And as for my Quals, I have my certs. And if you are smart enough to check the dates (doubt it) then you'd see, I was 17 when getting a NVQ l3 cert, and also 4g welding (you might want to look that up).

Toodles, lok forward to your questions.


NVQ is regarded by many as being an abbreviation for Not Very Qualified, and I have no need to look up 4G, it means welding in the overhead position, not a qualification in itself, merely a position designation. Actually a test to any specification taken in the 4G position is pretty worthless unless accompanied by a 3G test to the same specification as a 4G on it's own doesn't qualify you to weld plate in all positions. In order to weld fillets and butts on both plate and pipe in all positions you need to take a pipe test in the 6G position. So all things considered you're actually a rather poorly qualified welder. Coincidentally on Monday of next week I will be doing my code revalidation tests, carbon steel and stainless steel to EN286, both in the 6G position, full TIG.
How do I know these things? I served a full 4 year apprenticeship as a welder 1970-74, have been a coded welder for over 35 years and also qualified as a CSWIP Welding Inspector.
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PostPosted: 19:28 - 27 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
lol! I love this place when that happens!
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Redoko
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 27 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
kestrel wrote:
Fairies attack wrote:
Given up even beggining to raise to you lots little comments.

If you have any problems feel free to PM me.

And as for my Quals, I have my certs. And if you are smart enough to check the dates (doubt it) then you'd see, I was 17 when getting a NVQ l3 cert, and also 4g welding (you might want to look that up).

Toodles, lok forward to your questions.


NVQ is regarded by many as an being abbreviation for Not Very Qualified, and no need to look up 4G, it means welding in the overhead position, not a qualification in itself, merely a position designation. Actually a test to any specification taken in the 4G position is pretty worthless unless accompanied by a 3G test as it doesn't qualify you to weld plate in all positions. In order to weld fillets and butts on both plate and pipe in all positions you need to take a pipe test in the 6G position. So all things considered you're actually a rather poorly qualified welder. Coincidentally on Monday of next week I will be doing my code revalidation tests, carbon steel and stainless steel to EN286, both in the 6G position.
How do I know these things? I served a full 4 year apprenticeship as a welder 1970-74, have been a coded welder for over 35 years and also qualified as a CSWIP Welding Inspector.


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PostPosted: 20:32 - 27 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kestrel, you are awesome.

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Raffles
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 27 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kestrel, do you not feel small and inadequate? You should feel ashamed that it took you 4 years to qualify as a welder. Warped completed his training and qualified as a welder in under an hour.
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PostPosted: 13:21 - 28 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Raffles wrote:
Kestrel, do you not feel small and inadequate? You should feel ashamed that it took you 4 years to qualify as a welder. Warped completed his training and qualified as a welder in under an hour.


It is rumoured that Warped doesn't need a welding rig.. He just threatens the metal with throat punching until the atoms re-arrange themselves..
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PostPosted: 15:24 - 28 Jan 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
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