Written a will.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

At a funeral today... triggered my memory...Not made a will.
Have now.

A line from it.

[angryjonny]

This might need to be changed soon but:

"Very sad to have gone before Thatcher. In the wardrobe in the spare room you will find a Robosapien(tm). When Maggie finally pops her clogs, please put my ashes in a little rucksack on its back and have it dance on her grave."


Edit: Jesus I can be nasty sometimes.

[Ariel Badger]

What am I getting? Is it worth killing you quick?
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[Robby]

Your 250RS. I want it.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

My Ducati is to be delivered to G with a rag hanging out of the tank.

As for Little Red, you can fight for it Robby...With it's 1st owner, who also wants it (£750 was last offer).

Ariel...I leave you my daughter. She has a strong back for carrying engine blocks and doesn't cry if you shout at her.
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[fatpies]

Meh I find wills pointless seeing as they can be easily changed after you die.

The fact that I have bog all means they are doubly useless to me
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