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PostPosted: 12:06 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: angryjonny's theory #2 Reply with quote

A time machine that cannot teleport is, in practicality, useless.

Here we go.

The earth rotates on its axis. The earth orbits the sun. The sun orbits the centre of the galaxy. The galaxy orbits the particular cluster of galaxies it is in. The whole universe is expanding and all the galaxies and clusters of galaxies are moving around.

So let's say you build a time machine and move someone six months into the future. In six months time they appear at the exact same spot. Sadly, in those six months, by nature of its orbit, the Earth has moved to the other side of the sun. So the place that your time traveller appears in is now just open space, 186 million miles from their house.

In order to successfully move someone through time you have to be able to predict exactly where the spot on planet earth you want them to appear is going to be (or was) at the point in time you're going to move them to, and move them to that physical location as well as through time. You have to do this with absolute pinpoint accuracy because if you're out by even a tiny fraction of one percent you drop them in the Pacific, or deposit them 1000ft in the air or in the centre of the earth straight into molten magma.

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PostPosted: 12:14 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's hardly difficult to follow.

Pretty useless (nevertheless interesting) discussion - as no one on these boards is capable of the mathematics required for such an equation - and seeing as no one has (publicly) declared it possible, hypothesising on such is pretty useless...as beyond what you have posited, there's fuck all to hypothesise.

I do however like to occasionally contemplate the grandfather paradox. That stuffs pretty cool.
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PostPosted: 12:20 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I'm just trying to poke holes in all the sci-fi fiction out there that considers the grandfather paradox as a matter of course but quite happily depicts a person disappearing from a place in one time and appearing in exactly the same place at another time.

Except Bill & Ted, who also teleported in their phone box. Who would have thought Bill & Ted would be one of the 20th century's more accurate time travel stories.
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PostPosted: 12:23 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Re: angryjonny's theory #2 Reply with quote

Worse than that, the solar system is travelling around the centre of the milky way, which is itself travelling through space at 'astronomical' speeds (sorry).

What it does bring up though is the possibility of using time travel for actual travel. ie travel through time in the same spot and eventually something else will come nearby...

Of course time travel is only possible in one direction and we're doing it... Brian Cox's 'Why does E=mc2' is a good read that explains much of this. You can however vary how quickly you ravel in that time direction by moving faster or slower.
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PostPosted: 12:41 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Re: angryjonny's theory #2 Reply with quote

daemonoid wrote:
Worse than that, the solar system is travelling around the centre of the milky way, which is itself travelling through space at 'astronomical' speeds (sorry).


angryjonny wrote:
The earth rotates on its axis. The earth orbits the sun. The sun orbits the centre of the galaxy. The galaxy orbits the particular cluster of galaxies it is in. The whole universe is expanding and all the galaxies and clusters of galaxies are moving around.


Yeah, I was using the six-month thing as a simple example but the maths involved to calculate all of these movements with that level of precision* would be mind-boggling.

*it would need to be to within mm... imagine you appeared and found yourself buried shin-deep in the rocks you were stood on when you "departed"
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PostPosted: 12:46 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12:47 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Re: angryjonny's theory #2 Reply with quote

Maybe the time travel has some sort of particle-lock which traces back through time. Could also be centred around a gravitation source.
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PostPosted: 12:52 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Re: angryjonny's theory #2 Reply with quote

angryjonny wrote:
Yeah, I was using the six-month thing as a simple example but the maths involved to calculate all of these movements with that level of precision* would be mind-boggling.

*it would need to be to within mm... imagine you appeared and found yourself buried shin-deep in the rocks you were stood on when you "departed"


I should read more clearly. The smart way to solve the problem would be to time travel into space when you expect something nearby. and then just head there by rocket or similar. It makes all the calculations a lot easier as there's a much bigger margin for error.
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PostPosted: 12:56 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Buit then you'd have to teleport the rocket too!
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

And you'd have to have an idea of what 'the centre of space' is.

Oh and some kind of worm home, space distorting etc drive, as with traditional rocket power you'd probably arrive after you left anyway Smile.
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PostPosted: 13:04 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

G wrote:
And you'd have to have an idea of what 'the centre of space' is.

Well therein lies the other big problem. If everything is moving then it's moving relative to what.

Once upon a time I used to agonise over the idea that to go from stationary to moving requires an infinite rate of acceleration (when you pull away from the lights, for example, you can pick two consecutive miniscule periods of time, where in the former you're not moving and in the latter you are). Despite having pulled away from the lights enough times to prove to myself it must be possible, I couldn't see how the physics worked.

The answer, of course, is that you're only stationary relative to the planet which is, itself moving. So to go from stopped to moving might require an infinite rate of acceleration relative to the planet but only a tiny percentage increase (or even decrease depending on your direction) on a universal scale.
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PostPosted: 13:12 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

angryjonny wrote:

Once upon a time I used to agonise over the idea that to go from stationary to moving requires an infinite rate of acceleration

What about the rate of rate of acceleration? Razz

Oh and of course there's the classic "fly stops a train" Smile.
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PostPosted: 13:18 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

G wrote:
What about the rate of rate of acceleration? Razz

This is where you get into several degrees of differentiation or integration or something and it becomes clear which bits of A level maths I spent in the Cambrian Vaults rather than the classroom. In the end I have to conclude that all of this is imaginary and none of us actually exist. Even Warped, which is reassuring.

G wrote:
Oh and of course there's the classic "fly stops a train" Smile.

Seems perfectly possible to me, if the train is going slow enough such that its mass*velocity is the same as the fly's.
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PostPosted: 13:21 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Re: angryjonny's theory #2 Reply with quote

angryjonny wrote:
A time machine that cannot teleport is, in practicality, useless.

Here we go.

The earth rotates on its axis. The earth orbits the sun. The sun orbits the centre of the galaxy. The galaxy orbits the particular cluster of galaxies it is in. The whole universe is expanding and all the galaxies and clusters of galaxies are moving around.

So let's say you build a time machine and move someone six months into the future. In six months time they appear at the exact same spot. Sadly, in those six months, by nature of its orbit, the Earth has moved to the other side of the sun. So the place that your time traveller appears in is now just open space, 186 million miles from their house.

In order to successfully move someone through time you have to be able to predict exactly where the spot on planet earth you want them to appear is going to be (or was) at the point in time you're going to move them to, and move them to that physical location as well as through time. You have to do this with absolute pinpoint accuracy because if you're out by even a tiny fraction of one percent you drop them in the Pacific, or deposit them 1000ft in the air or in the centre of the earth straight into molten magma.

Discuss (if you followed any of that).


Come come, the onboard computer would calculate a safe place ahead of arrival.
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PostPosted: 13:50 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely the process of teleportation requires the manipulation of spacetime itself, so the location is automatically factored into the calculation that allows the process to occur in the first place, thus nullifying your quandry?

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PostPosted: 13:55 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

G wrote:

Oh and some kind of worm home,


There's loads of different ones available to purchase already, or you could just DIY it.

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PostPosted: 14:05 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Given that a lot of these science fiction types like to use the quantum entanglement concept as the underpinnings for teleportation, it's a non-issue, as far as I understand it. You've automatically got a temporal and physical lock point, if you're entangled with the destination.
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PostPosted: 14:27 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

nowhere.elysium wrote:
Given that a lot of these science fiction types like to use the quantum entanglement concept as the underpinnings for teleportation, it's a non-issue, as far as I understand it. You've automatically got a temporal and spatial lock point, if you're entangled with the destination.


Fixed that for you. 10/10 otherwise. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 14:28 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Re: angryjonny's theory #2 Reply with quote

angryjonny wrote:
A time machine that cannot teleport is, in practicality, useless.


Except as a weapon, as used by 2000AD's Johnny Alpha

wikipedia wrote:
"time bombs" which can transport somebody minutes or hours forwards or backwards in time (by which time the planet has moved along in its orbit, so that the victim reappears in empty space).


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PostPosted: 14:50 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
nowhere.elysium wrote:
Given that a lot of these science fiction types like to use the quantum entanglement concept as the underpinnings for teleportation, it's a non-issue, as far as I understand it. You've automatically got a temporal and spatial lock point, if you're entangled with the destination.


Fixed that for you. 10/10 otherwise. Thumbs Up


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PostPosted: 16:19 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 16:22 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm working on a time machine. I will shortly be trying it out. I wonder if it works?
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
I'm working on a time machine. I will shortly be trying it out. I wonder if it works?


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PostPosted: 16:30 - 02 Feb 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shit, I used a bike engine - only got forward gears...
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