One for Warped.....

[mistergixer]

42 year old man/woman claims to have slept with over a 1000 men who now will be a bit angry:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2095885/Crystal-Warren-Sex-addict-slept-1-000-men-used-MAN-herself.html

There must be a lot of very desperate people out there, because she seems to have a face like a bucket of smashed crabs:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/03/article-0-11926654000005DC-548_306x1039.jpg

I reckon Warped either has had a go, or certainly would....



Warped aside, would you try a pre or post-op Trannie? Would it make you a bummer if you did?

(Ahhh, ladyboys. Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady, but really it’s a chap. I don’t find them attractive, it’s just confusing. [/partridge])

Ahh, Ladyboys
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[Rogerborg]

I believe that trannys are given a mangina by turning their todger inside-out. So if you do them in the front bottom, then you're shagging a bloke in his penis.
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[The999Kid]

i'd do a he-she.... providing they were an attractive he-she
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[Tenko]

If thats the case, what happens if the shagger is broader in the trouser dept than the 'lady in question? Surely something would have to give...

[Visitor Q]

I shall be watching this thread with great interest

The thing in the OP is just... wrong.

That said, men can really pick out great fake tits, and can actually avoid porking.

My point is, some of the Pattaya ladyboys are like woman personified (or caricatured for that matter).

If they were post op, can't say I'd see the harm
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[Poseidon]

'kin hell! Look at the shoulders on him/her? How could you be confused as to what gender he/she originally belonged to?

As for chicks'wi'dicks in general... Not my (furry) cup of tea. That goes whether or not the todger has been removed.
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[P.addy]

[cartoon head]

Look at the size of its feet , if you said no to shagging it, it would probably want a fight.

[fatpies]

Not all traps are created equal!

ElleryXO preop tranny trap. Who doesn't look male at all.

https://www.youtube.com/user/elleryxo?blend=1&ob=0#p/u/5/62wraka1kNs

Except......

https://xhamster.com/movies/645660/shemale_on_cam.html

https://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1008/nooooooooo.jpg

Or what about this?

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/bailey-jay-sample.jpg

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/trap1.jpg

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[Visitor Q]

Fatpies... 2 years in Asia 'broaden' your horizons on the things you've seen, and cannot by unseen.

Trust me on this, the blokes have a better body than the women fairly regularly. Just the boat is usually pretty rough.

When that gets fixed, it can be disturbingly convincing.

Fuck all your western tranny shite, they're never convincing. Latino maybe. But check out some Asian ones. I'd say about 5% genuinely look like very hot women... which sounds like terrible odds, but you see how many are out here
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[Visitor Q]

[Ariel Badger]

No way would I do this bloke.....Not!
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[Tarmacsurfer]

It's amazing how many threads on here start or end up as "Would you fuck a transexual?".

There are some seriously repressed people on this board.
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[cloric_tzr]

im so confused because of this thread,
i have a penis and A cup tits due to my love of kebabs.

does this now mean im a lady boy?
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