Just out of interest I

[benham]

Ladies and gentlemen, just purely out of interest.

Regards,
Andy
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[Paulington]

Foot up on toilet seat and wipe?

Allows for increased coverage. .
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[benham]

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[benham]

Not seen that for years, I believe that is from an old issue of Viz from back in the day.

I think I'm one of about 15 people who still read it

Regards.
Andy
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[L4Isoside]

Stay seated and reach from behind ? I ent got a fat arse!

Or stand if i need to .

[FerretFing]

It depends if I've got a cake-mix on the go really.......post-pebbledash would probably be seated.

[FerretFing]

[mistergixer]

Viz - it's not as funny as it used to be.


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[la_lucha]

Stay seated but lean forwards and reach behind.
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[shereen]

wet wipes = clean crack for thong to sit nicely between without fear of stainage
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Fucking love Viz, the older ones are better though. Last time I went on holiday had a good 15hr flight so I stocked up on magazines including Viz, missus was throwing me "shut the fuck up" looks on the plane as I was literally crying with laughter on an otherwise quiet night flight waking everyone up.

Half stand and wipe btw.

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[Dazbo666]

How about one continuous looong wipe with an underslung bath towel??

[edit] ...apparently a.k.a. crotch flossing??
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[Fisty]

The maid wipes it for me post colonic irrigation.

Wheres on the grass like a dog for covdude?

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[The Artist]

34% of you reach through the middle of your legs to wipe?

Seriously?

[Harold_Shand]

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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.