My Motorcycling Blog - Adult Humour and Advice!!

[benham]

Hi all,

Sure lots aren't interested, but I'm writing a blog about learning to ride a motorcycle, this is only the first post, I promise it'll get funnier, but for those that want to take a look.

Slideways Blog

First post is about me, and Tom Cruise's Crotch Rocket

Let me know what you think.

Kind Regards,
Andy
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<strike>CBT - Sunday 12th February 2012 - Failed CBT Sunday 4th March - Completed
Slideways - My Learning to Ride Blog - Check it out

[pinkyfloyd]

MOAR!

I enjoyed it, I'll happily keep reading about the trails and troubles of the learning to ride. I await the CBT thread with anticipation.


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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[benham]

[andy_uk]

[Llama-Farmer]

Gonna keep an eye on this

[MadCatLady]

Love your writing style - looking forward to the next episodes
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CBT - 06/07/11 Theory passed - 19/09/11 Module 1 - 00/00/00 Module 2 - 00/00/00

Yamaha YBR 125

[shereen]

This could actually be a 'cool story bro'
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[sidewinder]

This should be interesting bookmarked.i love your writing style cant wait for the next instalment.....

[sidewinder]

oh yeah moooooaaar

[harscot]

Hi bud, enjoyed first installment, got the makings of something hillarious me thinks!!!!!!!!!

[Speed]

Very good mate. As mentioned above, love your writing style

[chris-red]

The bike Tom Cruise rode in Top Gun was a Kawasaki GPZ900R BTW
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[waffles]

That was pretty interesting, I've bookmarked it
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Theory test - 19/8/09, CBT - 11/10/09, MOD 1 - 16/8/10, MOD 2 - 27/10/10
Past rides Yamaha XT125X, Triumph TT600, Honda XR250
Current rides Suzuki GSXR 600, Honda MSX125

[Alpha-9]

Crotch rocket

[benham]

NEW POST!!

"Practice Makes Perfect" Benham deals with his first Long-John's experience.

Not as funny as I'd like it to me, but now I'm picking up the pace. Blog is now available at.....

"www.slideways.co.uk"

Let me know what you think, there's a tube of slightly vandalised Panama Violet's for the best comment on the blog....... (posted on the Blog that is...)

Regards,
Andy
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<strike>CBT - Sunday 12th February 2012 - Failed CBT Sunday 4th March - Completed
Slideways - My Learning to Ride Blog - Check it out

[edb]

You had me interested in the Panama violets. Until I realised where they were....

Good blog, very entertaining. Keep it up

[edb]

And on a more disturbing note, we seem to be sharing a duvet cover. With incredible respect for getting the PV's to actually read "penis"

[dungbug]

Enjoyed reading that, as someone that plans on taking their test this year I'll certainly be keeping an eye on this blog. Nice to have something light hearted to read & this fits the bill, thanks for posting Andy.

[GrumpyGuts]

"Pissflap 1 and pissflap 2"

[benham]

Cheers for the kind words ladies and gents, there will be some more next week post CBT.

Regards,
Andy
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<strike>CBT - Sunday 12th February 2012 - Failed CBT Sunday 4th March - Completed
Slideways - My Learning to Ride Blog - Check it out

[Llama-Farmer]

Starting to get like Jeremy Clarksons review column in the Driving section of the Sunday Times... 95% irrelevant but humorous bollocks, 3% potentially moderately relevant, 2% actually relevant

[benham]

It returns this evening as I build up to my mod-1 test!
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<strike>CBT - Sunday 12th February 2012 - Failed CBT Sunday 4th March - Completed
Slideways - My Learning to Ride Blog - Check it out

[Doovy]

But have you mastered putting on thermals?
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Yamaha RXS 100 > Honda CD 250 > Honda Hornet 600 > Honda CBR 600RR > Yamaha RXS 100 > Kawasaki ZX6R J2 > Yamaha FZ1

[stuarthouston]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

If the Giant Penis Parma Violets are still up for grabs, I'll have them....
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