Quick help

[Fairies attack]

Got a mate coming round to fix my laptop tomorrow whilst i'm at work.

He works in ICT doing programming or something (Not big on it.)
I was hoping that you guys could 'find' me some really weird/sick stuff that I could leave running for when he comes to pick it up.

Just for pure amusement.

[-LG-]

That fat cunt you shagged...should scare the crap out of him!
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[Fairies attack]

He's seen that pic.

And the one that was even worse lol.

[wilz1234]

save a .bat (batch) file that opens up www.meatspin.com in the startup folder

[Fairies attack]

I have no idea what you just said. Dumb it down to retard terms please.

[duhawkz]

Get him to put

127.0.0.1 www.bikechatforums.com

In your hosts file and we'll love him forever
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[Alpha-9]

[G]

The use of the acronym 'ICT' irks me.

Never hear it outside a school - and I worked in a company that appended 'CTI' (Computer Telephony Integration) and it was still never used - IT is just fine, ta.

[P.addy]

[Fairies attack]

[angryjonny]

Ever see anyone typing stuff into the command prompt? That's the little black window with white writing in it. It's kind of like a DOS emulator for Windows. DOS stands for disk operating system and it's what Microsoft computers were like before they invented Windows.

You can type commands into it that run Windows commands (like copy a file, delete, start a certain application as well as much more powerful stuff) and, behind the scenes, this is what Windows will be doing when you do stuff with the mouse. The ability to do this is useful because you can create a .bat (batch) file which contains one or more of these commands and then you can run those commands by firing off your batch file, or scheduling it or whatever. The command that Alpha-9 suggested is a shutdown with a humourous message.

Windows will run, on startup, anything that's placed in its startup folder. So basically what you'd be doing would be telling the PC to shut down again as soon as it started up.

If your mate considers himself to have l33t IT skillz because he's used Excel a bit and plays solitaire in his lunch hour this will probably upstage him a bit.

Naturally, if you want to use the PC again you'll have to know how to undo it.

[pits]

Didn't you flounce two weeks ago? Why are you back?
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[mistergixer]

[Bomberman]

[G]

Maybe it's "government" thing.

[Alpha-9]

The fact you have a 'mate who is a programmer' and you've thought WELL YOU CAN FIX MY PC shows what kind of guy you are

if(Broke){Fix}else{Fucked}
if(Fucked){HireProfessional=1}else{HireProfessional=0}


you'll often find the answer to the problem is on google, and he'll do nothing different but google it
but the fact you don't know what a .txt is says something about your experience! It's just a filetype, usually created with Notepad.exe


https://main.makeuseoflimited.netdna-cdn.com/tech-fun/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/techsupportlife.png

Good luck

You could always post the problem here to see if we can halp
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[J.M.]

Hmm... your mate is coming around to fix your laptop for you, for free, because you don't know how to, and you want to greet him with something wrong or disgusting?

Personally, if you did that to me after I was spending my time helping you out, I'd do two things:
Do something even worse back to you, such as disconnecting your wireless card
Leave your house, leaving the laptop in its messed up state
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[CaNsA]

Leave the "Browsing History" window open.

[Hex]

[chrisw]