The funnyest thing i have ever heard

[Bull]

As above i put a photo o my FB of me in my New Leathers and one of my Friends Put "O your so Gay" Ok fair comment had it coming

So i replied "Yep must be as i ride my Bike even if theres a Spot of Rain on the Ground"

To which his Wife replied " Im grateful he doesnt go out in dodgy conditions. It means he thinks of more than just himself"

WOW PMSL (Ps she dont like him having a Bike lol)

I mean just because i have a Bike and "Use" it does mean i dont think about my Misses and Kids

Is it just me that thinks if you only ride when the Weather is at its best your more likely to "puch" it abit more then if it was Wet,
After all i do Mx (im not that Fast compaired to some tbh) and Untill you have had a Couple of "iffy" moments "falls" ect you dont Fully Learn to Repect what "can/may" Happen
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[Alpha-9]

[Bull]

Alpha-9 he even has to ask her if hes allowed to go out PMSL
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[Alpha-9]

lol, how old is he?

Either married and pussy whipped
Or young and pussy whipped

Either way it wont last
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[Bull]

I think i have Hit a neve on FB post lol



Mark Oh my god your gay
Saturday at 22:03 · Like.



Alan Yep i Ride my Bike Even if theres a Spec of Rain on the Ground lol
Saturday at 23:48 · Like.







Bernadette Im grateful he doesnt go out in dodgy conditions. It means he thinks of more than just himself
Yesterday at 02:15 · Like.



Alan Pmsl heard it all now lol,
More likely to have a misshap in the dry sunny summers day as you tend to ride faster!!!
All weather rider will make a better rider imo.
Lacky no mate went over to the Oxford one on the A40 nr Witney
15 hours ago · Like.







Mark c'mon Alan we all know who is dangerous don't we IMO... no in a lot of peoples opinion. I mean look back at your pictures I'm sure we can see at least 1 or 2 of you riding without a helmet! Ive even seen black tyre marks outside your house where you have done burnouts in a built up area. Not exactly safe is it.?
My comment was regarding the fact that you take pictures of yourself in Leathers stood in your house... Its a bit weird don't you think!?
23 minutes ago · Like.



Alan so you never have a laugh then like videoing your self on the bike ,
Ect i brought new gear and wanted a photo of it to show my family in essex want it looked like
Big deal
end of the day dont like it dont comment !
as for not have my helmet on yeah someone came off yesterday and i didnt have the time to put it on!! i wanted to get to them to make sure 1 they were ok and 2 no one else got hurt riding into them !!!!
So you got all the gear for when your Riding your Pit bike then
Mx Boots
Knee Braces
Back Brace
Neck Brace
Mx Trousers and Top
Mx Gloves
9 minutes ago · Like.



Alan The list goes on and on !!
8 minutes ago · Like.



Alan I dont see Julie comeing on Fighting my Battles PMSL
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[Speed]

She may as well wrap him up in cotton wool…

Granted biking is more dangerous than driving etc but some people seem to think it’s certain death every time you jump on one. You can’t deprive the bloke of having some fun every now and again…and by the sounds of his missus, he needs to

[Alpha-9]

[Rogerborg]

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[Minty]

I'm guessing it was funnier if you were there? <shrugs>
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[Bull]

As for the "No helmet" comment its on a MX track im a Marshall
Im not racing around the track without it on ect 9 out of 10x's i have it on, Out of the 100s of photos that friends have TAGd me in only 2 have me without the Helmet,

As for all the Gear for the Pit bike no he dont
He still thinks its cool to ride it around a Farms Feild And at 6ft3 imo hes abit big for a PIT BIKE

And to me i found the his Wifes Comment Funny maybe because i know them
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[AL-]

An amazing fact in life. Just because you find something funny, don't expect everybody else too

[The Shaggy D.A.]

[Alpha-9]

Awww lay off the guy

He's just a silly bean

Welcome to the internet, don't feed the trolls

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[Hyaon]

I'm going to save this thread with the following joke, so it WILL BE FUNNY!

Why was the acrobat clown depressed?

He thought life is f'unfair.


I thank you all.
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Snow balls.
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[Tenko]

Funniest thing I ever heard was me in a Turkish restaurant last Friday night - I had to pass the bar on my way to the gents, and without thinking (3 lagers...) said to the owner "mustafa leak" as I pointed to the toilet door.

Strangely I was the only one to get it...

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