Today I...

[Shaun]

...went down to my local Labour party rally. Naturally 400 coppers were also there which was ok because I was wearing my hood and had my scarf pulled up to the bridge of my nose.

Someone started talking about policies? I think, can't be too sure because I'd drank 18 pints of beer and got tangled up in my union jack flag. I saw someone taking pictures so I made them aware of my presence with my middle finger and waved my sign which said "defecit bad and can someone review my CV, I need a job".

It would've been a great day had I not been arrested for a minor altercation over the price of a pork pie.

Might just vote tory.

[WildGoose]

Been out of the stand up a while sir?
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So in other words, he stopped you for being flagrantly in posession of a motorcycle in direct contravention of the Hippies, Darkies and People Whose Face I Don't Like The Look of (Police Powers) Act. 1976

[colin1]

deficit
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colin1 is officially faster than god

[Skudd]

I went to the pie shop and some kid shouted, who ate all the pies?

I wouldn't mind, but I had only bought six donuts.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Shaun]

[killa]

[Alpha-9]

[AndyB1989]

just fyi its a union flag unless it is flying on a ship / boat when it is a union jack

[Shaun]