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PostPosted: 23:04 - 05 Mar 2012    Post subject: do i wear my trousers too tight? Reply with quote

I always go to work like this, but a (young) lady said to me today that i look daft in my trousers, they're too tight. (Thanks love!)

So, i know i can get an honest, un-pisstaking opinion here right? I felt right insecure after lol,

Cheers, nick


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PostPosted: 23:08 - 05 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't look that tight to me...I would be more worried about your head going by that photo!
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 05 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skinny jeans?! Look fine to me Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:56 - 05 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whats wrong with your face?
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PostPosted: 00:00 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Re: do i wear my trousers too tight? Reply with quote

RS2MATRIX wrote:
I always go to work like this, but a (young) lady said to me today that i look daft in my trousers, they're too tight. (Thanks love!)

So, i know i can get an honest, un-pisstaking opinion here right? I felt right insecure after lol,

Cheers, nick


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Is that a mini sex swing on your wall?

Edit, your legs are too short for the rest of you, try wearing high heels.
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PostPosted: 00:15 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

What we can't see from the photo, and would definately cause someone to tell you your trousers are too tight, is if you have a prominent testicle cameltoe. If so, yes they are too tight!

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PostPosted: 00:17 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was she a fatto? I'm guessing yes.
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PostPosted: 01:43 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine look very similar Laughing.

Infact reminds me, I broke my belt again....
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PostPosted: 02:04 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you commented like that to a female it'd be a sexual harassment claim overnight.

How come she noticed how tight your trousers are, she keeping tabs?
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PostPosted: 02:22 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

The correct response to that comment would to have been to immediately pull them up as high as they go in a Simon Cowell style and pull a "mong face".

This is what I do every time Mrs stinkwheel expresses her dislike for me tucking my shirt into my trousers.

Instead. You lost. Hard.
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PostPosted: 10:04 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't see fuck all, the light is wrong.
*sulks*

However, it is possible to see your nipples through that shirt.
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PostPosted: 10:24 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who is this "young lady", is she a member of the fashion police?
Tell her to go and do one, and get the fek outta your face, cheeky fekkin' bint! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 10:30 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suntan Sid wrote:
Who is this "young lady", is she a member of the fashion police?
Tell her to go and do one, and get the fek outta your face, cheeky fekkin' bint! Evil or Very Mad


Definately this. You need to not worry yourself about what people say. I don't know why people say things to try and attack people like that but normally when they find out you don't care they feel a bit stupid.

I am quite happy to cut my own hair with my trimmers to save money and miss bits at the back by accident etc. wear odd clothes with beans all down them etc. I can be very smart and presentable when I need to be, but I couldn't care less when I don't.

There is a hell of a lot more to life than appearance. Not that there is anything wrong with your trousers in the first place.

I make an effort when I am looking for a girlfriend or have a special occasion etc. Otherwise, I couldn't care less. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:45 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember the day when I was told that white socks were no longer the fashion by a young woman. The shame Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

Mind you I did get to tell her a few months later that collar and coughs should match Wink Thumbs Up and I left my black socks on. Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:02 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you look sexy babe.
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PostPosted: 11:30 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

She sounds like a dick Thumbs Up

Although, untuck that shirt or wear a blazer at least, NERDDD! Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:32 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wear skinny jeans 'cause im a cool kid.

Fat birds are just jealous. Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:42 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

They look ok from what I can see in the gloom...

However, if you must wear a brand new shirt without washing it, please iron it so it doesn't have the 'box folds' bisecting your nipples and across your diaphragm.
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PostPosted: 11:50 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Annabella wrote:
bisecting your nipples and across your diaphragm.


You're posh.

I like posh. Wub
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PostPosted: 11:54 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Annabella wrote:
However, if you must wear a brand new shirt without washing it, please iron it


Ironing's for OCDers only!
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PostPosted: 11:54 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Annabella wrote:
bisecting your nipples and across your diaphragm.


You're posh.

I like posh. Wub


Just because she knows words longer than 4 letters long doesn't mean she's posh, just slightly more educated than you Laughing

Put your penis away man, there are children watching Shocked
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PostPosted: 12:04 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Mind you I did get to tell her a few months later that collar and coughs should match Wink Thumbs Up and I left my black socks on. Laughing

What the fuckare collar and coughs?
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PostPosted: 12:10 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 14:01 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

The one thing that saves you is that you wear them at the right height and with a belt. I can't stand going to college at the moment and seeing kids dressed in skinny jeans with a little pale ass covered with some polka dot cotton boxers. Sick

Men's legs have an awful looking shape about them in tighter than average cut jeans. They even make womens legs look shit sometimes.
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PostPosted: 14:08 - 06 Mar 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raffles wrote:
Skudd wrote:
Mind you I did get to tell her a few months later that collar and coughs should match Wink Thumbs Up and I left my black socks on. Laughing

What the fuckare collar and coughs?


Sorry , Collar and Cuffs.

Otherwise known as head on hair should be the same as in the pants. Rolling Eyes
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