Just been SMIDSY'd!

[Screw Loose]

So I'm riding along to the local tesco - and riding a safe distance behind a manky green car, just as some idiot in a Vauxhall Insignia is pulling out of the petrol station. He approaches the reservation just after the green car, doesn't even think to look for any more traffic, and guess what, I nearly get wiped off the road. Arsehole!
I would have pulled him over and gave him a stern bollocking, but looks like his wife beat me to it! He also didnt hang about at the traffic lights, and floored it as soon as the lights went green (must have been ashamed). Prick.

And OFC, Paint diagram is below!
One good thing about this, aside from not hitting the deck, was actually the adrenaline rush I got afterwords. Anybody else experience this?

[GF-91]

What is smidsy?
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[Andy_Pagin]

[P.addy]

Not a SMIDSY but a near miss, failed hit attempt.

Go careful, you are going Lupine on us

Surprised he still has 2 mirrors though

[Andy_Pagin]

Were you riding the bike when you did the paint diagram.
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[Tomzo47]

why is it always at a Tesco? I've had about 3 near misses at my local one, each due to some dick not looking. well done on staying up
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[Screw Loose]

[Shinigami]

[_Troy_]

Near misses happen every day, get used to it my friend.

I came to a blindingly quick stop yesterday when some muppet thought it would be appropriate to drive straight through a red light at a T junction. Just another commute!
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[Pol Anorl]

paint has a text box ya know also straight edges.

i would have taken his mirror off followed by a baseball bat to his windscreen followed by taking his window wipers off and sticking them up his ass whilst his wife sucks you off.
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[pits]

Paint diagram is unacceptable, I have attached a better one to make up for this, and I am not artistic in anyway either
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[Pol Anorl]

[Rogerborg]

[pits]

Well I had to make it up to a point really, I added car park in, and did get the colour of red car wrong, but I prefered the bike in green and OP didn't state what colour his bike
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