Road bugs.

[st3v3]

This has most likely been done a few times but we've had newbs since and these little things are starting to affect me without using a vehicle.

Indicators, the lack of use should be shunt-worthy. If I could clip a car without insurance comeback because the sloppy dickwad hasn't indicated mine would be more hammered than a slapper on friday night - it doesn't take much to use them.

Going slow, I don't think I'm Lewis hamilton but jesus christ, doing 20 all the way through a 30 or 40 should be pointable - I want to make progress not follow someone so slow that I could eat a 3course meal at the same time.

Giving way, this week I couldn't count the amount of times that priority was mine on a street but vans and large cars whizzed passed me making me stop. The car's are parked on 'your' side you fuckwit, YOU can wait until I'm passed.

..some of these are to the point that resisting saying things to people isn't easy. This morning in B&Q some chap was walking at a snails pace in an aisle with no room to pass and I was hurrying along so as i went to pass and greet him with an excuse me he darted to his left where I was and stopped dead infront of me. prick. my remark was 'you're welcome; just stop with no thought to others why dont ya', he looked careless and carried on - fuckin' hate ignorance.
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[mossi123uk]

i hate the fucking road bugs that are hitting my visor and making me slow down to wipe them off, that is all

[Alpha-9]

What's with that? Why do people choose to do 20mph in a 30 or even 40 zone?!

It's so annoying.



Had a couple of bugs hit me in the eye earlier, I like having my visor up
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[waffles]

Dicks who drive through thick fog with either no lights or sidelights on. Seems to be people who drive silver/white cars and vans who think that I can see them through the fog when they have zero lights.

Similarly people who drive with the fog lights on when its perfectly clear.
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[Stonefly]

Bell-ends who stop at a junction using footbrake, thus blinding me with rear brake lights. Use the freakin handbrake - thats what its there for!!! Dick-wipes who see you approaching from behind, then drift out to the white line to stop you passing safely!
I just got back to Bolton from Shrewsury - excellent ride up the A49, but i acquired so many winged beasties! My visor is a Dipterists wet dream now!
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[CaNsA]

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[Pete.]

[MG]

Agreed on all 3, but particularly the giving way part. Lots of giving way required in Bath, and people don't seem to realise that a bike can have right of way. Particularly on hills, if there is traffic on your side and you are coming down the hill, you fucking STOP.
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[Sako]

[CaNsA]

People who wont move over to let you pass.
They can see you approaching with a fair bit of speed.
You start to slow, you get closer and closer.
Eventually you are 2ft off their arse.
There are 2 lanes. Move the fuck over.
They refuse to move.
Some fkin bellend in "parents paid for it" car!

Down a cog, scream past.

cunts.

I think i am starting to hate some bikers on the road.
They slow me down. They get in the way.
Everyone should get off the road cos its mine.

[Stiffler]

Bloody cyclists and I'm bloomin one of them!! Yesterday I was cycling up this hill, as I got to the top I could see a stopped cyclist adjusting his helmet at the side of the road. As I approached he just decided to pull out and set off. He never even looked behind to see what was coming I barley missed him. Admittedly I was only doing about 8mph (it was a steep hill) so the crash wouldn't have been very dramatic but my face didn't fancy an encounter with the tarmac.
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[kerr]

People who feel an absolute need to overtake me just because im wearing l plates regardless of what speed im doing, case in point riding along a 30 limit im sitting at maybe 30-34, old guy who must have been in his 70's overtook me and then sat at the same speed as me
Old people in general on the road.
Again the indicator thing but what really fucks me off is when people clearly see you waiting at the roundabout and STILL don't indicate when there turning left.
People that sit at 40 on an nsl road, then sit at 40 when they enter the 30 limit
People that slow down, speed up, slow down, speed up wtf are they doing?.
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[EXC-Rider]

People who are sitting an inch away from your tail light, had one yesterday when i was out on my new hornet was doing 70 in a 50 and this guy was right up my chuff so i slowed down to the speed limit and when he went to over take i sped up bitch aint getting ahead of me
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[Ayrton]

People who dont indicate on roundabouts piss me off. That and idiots who think that because im on a bike they dont have to give me right of way

[janner_10]

I hate the twats that pull from a minor road to a major road causing you to slow down then take the next fucking turning off! Total and utter cúnts!
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[janner_10]

I hate the twats that pull from a minor road to a major road causing you to slow down then take the next fucking turning off! Total and utter cúnts!
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[Pol Anorl]

Indicators are the biggest anoyance for me !
really wind me up when people do not use them.

came round behind a renault espaci yesterday in a country lane and she decided to slam her brakes on and turn into her drive which was just after a blind bend, had plenty of stopping distance but if i was coming round that bend a little bit too fats i would have been sat next to her kids in the back.

i always indicate, even when im alone on a dark road at 3am with no-one around.
force of habbit.
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[Pol Anorl]

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[Vincent]

Unbelievably stupid cylists that ride two-a-breast on the outside of their children because they think they will somehow be protecting them when in fact they are placing them in danger. How the hell they think they are going to stop a 2 ton vehicle hitting their sprog is totaly beyond me
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[frostage]

Old people!!

3 weeks ago had one pull out on me and write off my ZX6R. The woman couldnt even read her own numberplate at 20 yards when asked by the copper. Mental.

Then out for a ride this weekend on my gixxer 750 with a friend on his r6 and an old bloke is in the left lane of a roundabout and just decides to go right without even changing lanes, cut up my mate and hit his side.

Im all for old people being able to drive, if they are ABLE TO DRIVE.

I think you should have to retake your test after your a certain age, maybe not so in-depth, just a sort of 'check-up'? Just to ensure that these people are as competent on the road as they were when they first passed. And if they are, I see no reason they should not be allowed on the road.
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1995 RM 250

[andyscooter]

people who dont indicate properly

mainly on islands and in the wrong lane to go were they want to
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[st3v3]

Today I bit, I turned off at some roundabout on our bypass in the morning rush hour only for some daft bint to dart across into my lane without indication so I had to hit my foot to the floor to avoid contact.

..then I thought fuck it, stopped dead, got out and shouted about her lack of indicators when she squeeked 'i did indicate'.... I raved at her (since her indicators NEVER fuckin flashed) asking if she touched them since, she said no, I asked why the fuck aren't they flashing then?!...awkward silence... I got back in mine, took 2 mins to start it again and carried on.

the entire junction was clogged with cars, grid lock. cars pipping, I just shouted a mass "fuuuck offf" and got 20 more beeps. I'm a twat.
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