What's made you smile today?

[mistergixer]

Going past RAF Halton this morning, there was a load of RAF types going out for a wander.
They were all dressed in their MTP camo outfits, but with Hi-Viz tabbards over the top.


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Space Monkey #7
Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
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[Fisty]

Finding a fiver in a pair of jeans I havnt worn for a year.

That just made me smile.

Also, the dog just farted and is now walking round in circles sniffing his own ass.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[la_lucha]

An old mate has just said he will let me borrow his 125 to do my A2 test on. Just gotta get the lot booked now.
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Feck Orf

[pepperami]

Just about to do a little jaunt to the north coast of East Anglia on the bike for a couple of days.
The bike is ready and I`ll be off in a few moments
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[shereen]

Knowing Im picking up the gsxr later with new gp can, power commander and k and n filter as new additions is making me smile a lot
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[D O G]

My youngest coming down the stairs in a cow costume this morning going 'Mooooo!'.

[Irn-Bru]

Rang up about a bike I was interested in, good price and says I will have first refusal so hopefully with have a nice KTM 690 SMC tomorrow this time. Also going camping in a few days on the bike down to the peaks for a DRZ meet up. All in all this should be a very good week... my poor bank balance though Insurance is 3 times as much on the KTM, but it is 5 years newer than my DRZ and over twice the HP
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KTM 990 SMT & Suzuki DR-Z 400 SM

[R4GE]

Taxing the bike this morning.

Two men behind the counter in the post office, both wearing glasses and neither of them could see the insurance certificate.

I had to show them where it was.

[gray84]

A customer watching over my shoulder as I paint his classic Porsche and he said "wow I can't tell it been painted"
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
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Road bike - 2002 YAMAHA R6(SOLD) 2008 YAMAHA R1(SOLD) 2007 APRILIA SXV 550(SOLD) 2007 SUZUKI GSXR 600
Dirt bike - 1989 HONDA CR80sw(SOLD) 1996 YAMAHA YZ125(SOLD) 2006 yamaha yz250(SOLD)

[killa]

Changed my Barclays account name to 'Hitman contracts income'
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Bike:- Yamaha TRX850 | Killas Biking History | Killas Gaming History | Killas autmotive history

[moppy]

Someone sponsored me EIGHT POUNDS! for my charity hitchhike, it's sunny as hell without a single cloud in the sky in Sheffield and I've finished Uni for the day.

Life could scarcely be better.

[KLR600]

Waking up in Manchester this morning but knowing I'll be going to sleep in Marrakesh tonight
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[AL-]

The weather

[shereen]

[st3v3]

[GhostRider]

Will be picking up a nice cheap mountain bike this evening with which to enjoy the current weather.

Making a sale to the tune of £170 this evening.

Getting booked in with a well regarded tattoo artist this Sunday.

All have left me smiling for a change.


GhostRider
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[Groove]

Had a interview this morning for a new position which went extreamly well and he even said how much better i was over the other interviews he has had!

Then its bike saving time!!
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|| Past: 1991 Kawasaki ZXR 250 ~ 2003 Honda CBR 600 F Sport ~ 2004 Kawasaki ZX6R B1H 636 ~ 1999 Yamaha R1 ~ 1999 Kawasaki ZX6R J ~ 2004 Kawasaki ZX6R B1H 636 ~ 1998 Honda VTR1000F Firestorm ~ K1 GSXR 600 Track bike ~ K6 GSXR 1000 ~ 2006 Speed Triple 1050 || Current: 2005 R1 https://www.adrucore.co.uk

[Rogerborg]

Global warming.

Riding my bike in this astonishing climate. Exchanging waves with other bikers - we all seem to wave around here. Yes, faaaaag, but it really does put a dapper start to my day so
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[mistergixer]

As I pulled into a pay & display carpark at lunchtime, an old lady flagged me down and gave me her ticket. I passed it on as I left.

Went into a McVomits for lunch, got given a Monopoly instant win for a cheeseburger by a nice Moslem lady - she couldn't use it (haram), but she could just have chucked it away.

The love. It's spreading.
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Space Monkey #7
Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
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[Alpha-9]

Maybe the world is starting to get less fucked

When I used to get the bus (Arriva) i'd buy a day ticket for something like £3.80 for getting work and back, after the trip home I always tried to pass it onto someone at the bus stop, if there was noone there i'd put it flat in the glass in the shelter for anyone to take.

I encourage everyone to do the same, fucking buses. Arriva are the worst for monopolosing and ramping up prices.

Amusing how surprised some people were, "REALLY? Are you sure?!"
Well yeah, i'm going home now, like hell am I getting back on ANOTHER bus!!
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Fzr-600 1999

[WildGoose]

[The Artist]

Little Asian kid falling off his bike

[Cunnington]

The revere and I had our first outing this year - the joy of going from rusty as hell to feeling that I know what I'm doing after taking a nice detour into work.
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'82 C50, '81 CB100, '84 GS125, '95 NTV650, '00 Bandit 600, '06 SV650, '56 Z1000, '89 NTV600
The Shaggy D.A. wrote: "You are invisible. Those who can see you are trying to kill you."

[jimbothe]

Quality day for me. First time in 72 hours I've been able to fart without the fear of following through.
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[JonB]

Got a random call from a recruitment contact briefing me with my perfect next job, interview next week.
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Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it?s worth.